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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #75 on: December 12, 2008, 04:50:51 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 12, 2008, 02:54:35 am
Yeah, but what's wrong with just being honest.  Why can't it be just "Hey, you look great and I'd like to have sex with you."  Why is that creepy?  It's honest and straightforward. 

This is the world I wish I lived in when I was single.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #76 on: December 12, 2008, 06:12:38 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 12, 2008, 01:44:39 am
I think a lot of my girl problems are caused by the belief that girls do not want to kiss boys, and that the things boys do to lead to that situation are somehow... tricks.

That will seem irrelevant when she's smoking your pole.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #77 on: December 12, 2008, 07:59:01 am »
*I was trying to say, I have realized now that that is not how it actually works.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2008, 09:24:40 am »
Dan, you need to say it in a way the people will understand.  Thanks for making things clearer Paul.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #79 on: December 12, 2008, 01:39:26 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 12, 2008, 02:54:35 am
The problem is we've been co-opted into the females' pervasive need for romance and dissembling.  Bah.

Well, you know, this goes way back. We need to have some reassurance that you'll still be around later to drag home animal corpses for the children to eat. Romance shows that you're willing to make an effort.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2008, 02:10:26 pm »
In my experience, rolling over in the middle of the night, waking my spouse, and saying, "Wanna do it?" led to a mild argument over the importance of foreplay. 

In other words, I think if you guys got what you say you want, you'd regret it. 
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2008, 02:26:11 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 12, 2008, 02:10:26 pm
In my experience, rolling over in the middle of the night, waking my spouse, and saying, "Wanna do it?" led to a mild argument over the importance of foreplay.

He didn't want foreplay, he just needed a fluffer.
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2008, 02:35:58 pm »
I offered to fluff, I dunno what the problem was. 

Maybe I should have taken off my sweat##### first. 
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #83 on: December 13, 2008, 01:52:22 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 12, 2008, 01:39:26 pm
Well, you know, this goes way back. We need to have some reassurance that you'll still be around later to drag home animal corpses for the children to eat. Romance shows that you're willing to make an effort.

So you're suggesting the ol' "club her on the head and drag her back to the cave by her ponytail method"?
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #84 on: December 14, 2008, 05:16:06 am »
Worked for me. 

Oh, wait -- you mean the dude is supposed to do the clubbing? 
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Re: Cool sex
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2009, 03:50:08 am »
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