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Author Topic: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008  (Read 2166 times)

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A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« on: November 15, 2008, 08:43:08 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11152008

It's all very fine for Mr Bear, but Beef's childhood, "halibut toe" and the Japanese cattle bolt gun make me feel like I need 10 fun liquor ideas.
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 09:10:32 pm »
This one is a gem.  Ray steals the show with his magazine though.
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2008, 09:11:31 pm »
It should be 11 fun liquor ideas. Apparently odd numbers move more magazines.
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2008, 09:34:47 pm »
Dude is wearing a bow tie and jacket while giraffeing.

Also, 50 years would mean Connie's 70ish?  Damn.
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Lister.  Not that one, the other one.

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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 04:11:24 am »
Other than the fact that I was middle-class enough to not eat subsidized food, I feel the same way about school that Beef does.

A humiliating and crippling assault that hid its awful shame behind the fact that it was technically non-fatal.

ALSO: yes, exactly. Odd-numbered lists are for the women's magazines at the CVS counter. Top tens are for lad mags and websites.
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 05:07:05 am »
Cause this is filler! Filler Night!
and no-ones gonna make Onstad quit that shit and beeeee contrite....
You know it's filler, filler right?
Subscribing won't deny you Onstad's kiiller, filler, toniiiiight...
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 06:24:01 am »
You're getting a damn can.
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2008, 06:04:44 pm »
Has Nice Pete cut back on the body count since finding his muse I wonder?
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 01:24:41 am »
Quote from: colmore on November 16, 2008, 06:04:44 pm
Has Nice Pete cut back on the body count since finding his muse I wonder?

Hopefully his killing muse won't get too pissed about being put on the back burner.
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Re: A hot government bean dish or legislated meat item - Nov. 15 2008
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 05:33:38 am »
Quote from: Lister on November 15, 2008, 09:34:47 pm
Dude is wearing a bow tie and jacket while giraffeing.

Also, 50 years would mean Connie's 70ish?  Damn.

Is there Budweiser in neoprene cozies?

No?

Then they're not giraffeing, they're angling.
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