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Author Topic: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008  (Read 3333 times)

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An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« on: November 18, 2008, 03:22:29 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11172008

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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 03:48:12 am »
man, this is a pretty good strip.

"the hindenberg of walking into a room."
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 03:51:18 am »
The Hindenburg of walking into a room kills.  The whole of the dialog between these two is hilarious.
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 03:52:12 am »
Actually, I don't know if Beef would actually be so much a social Hindenberg as... someone who only messes up in small quiet ways that only he would be mortified by and that only Ray would notice because he's known him so long. To anyone else, they would not know that Beef was being quiet because he was dying of shame inside, they would think that he was maybe just... imagining a song or thinking about a lady or a baseball game.

Only Ray and Beef (and maybe Molly by this point) truly understand the trail of invisible disasters that follow that poor dude around.

A person that first met him just wouldn't realize.
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 04:05:28 am »
Man, titty Jager is hell of classy. I don't know what kinds of dinner parties Ray has been attending but that is standard at casa de Cort.
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 05:35:44 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 18, 2008, 04:05:28 am
Man, titty Jager is hell of classy. I don't know what kinds of dinner parties Ray has been attending but that is standard at casa de Cort.

I bet you approach the ladies, sans culottes*, asking if they would like some Cortisone rubbed into their skin.


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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 06:23:22 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 18, 2008, 03:52:12 am
Only Ray and Beef (and maybe Molly by this point) truly understand the trail of invisible disasters that follow that poor dude around.
One day, after a particular bout of anxiety I was talking to my Dad and reminded me that life is "A series of disasters that fail to happen".  I don't know if he was the first guy to say that, but he said it to me at the right time, and I frequently settle myself down by thinking of that phrase when the worries pile up.

Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on November 18, 2008, 05:35:44 am
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 01:06:51 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on November 18, 2008, 06:23:22 am
One day, after a particular bout of anxiety I was talking to my Dad and reminded me that life is "A series of disasters that fail to happen".  I don't know if he was the first guy to say that, but he said it to me at the right time, and I frequently settle myself down by thinking of that phrase when the worries pile up.
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 01:38:38 pm »
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 02:53:14 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 18, 2008, 03:52:12 am
Actually, I don't know if Beef would actually be so much a social Hindenberg as... someone who only messes up in small quiet ways that only he would be mortified by and that only Ray would notice because he's known him so long. To anyone else, they would not know that Beef was being quiet because he was dying of shame inside, they would think that he was maybe just... imagining a song or thinking about a lady or a baseball game.

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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 05:49:33 pm »
Ray and Beef arguing is always the most tender cut of the carcass.
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 09:41:24 pm »
Presumably an appeasement of chutneys is a collective noun similar to a murmuration of starlings, or a murder of crows.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2008, 09:49:55 pm by jaydub »
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2008, 03:50:00 pm »
A clowder of cats, a parliament of rooks.
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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2008, 04:53:00 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on November 19, 2008, 03:50:00 pm
A clowder of cats, a parliament of rooks.

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Re: An appeasement of chutneys - Nov. 17 2008
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2008, 06:40:29 pm »
A brace of pistols, a copse of trees, a stand of reeds.
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