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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 09:11:58 pm »
I like her, except right now the image of a cute girl being incredibly cold is like... the last thing I want.

Maybe if she were like, cuddling in my bed and saying "come, let me soothe you with my warm body, those chills will go away immediately."
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 09:25:35 pm »
heres a disturbing video of american apparel putting some chick in a refrigerator to demonstrate the shirt. These had to be interns or something, given the obscenities and bizarre behavior. Cute chick, though. I'd hit it. I'd let her come over.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2008, 09:33:30 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 03, 2008, 09:30:26 pm
ALSO ALSO: the combination of this post and that AA stuff is disturbing. How the hell did this drive there again?
huh?
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2008, 09:43:33 pm »
Did y'all see that American Apparel now has a few ads to feature actual female nipples?  This isn't very surprising I guess.

I used to really hate AA and their ad campaign.  But someone out there said something like "everyone uses sex to sell, American Apparel does it in a provocative and new way."  And I guess I can accept that.  I've just met a few too many actual L-Train uberhipsters to find that image appealing.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2008, 09:45:35 pm »
the confluence of two disparate conversations is exactly the value provided and the type of entertainment i come here for.

stripper skills, meet hypercolor
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2008, 10:41:42 pm »
American Apparel is trying to use sex to sell in their ads? Aren't they the company with those obviously starving, sick, possibly homeless people whose clothes don't fit right?

We have a store right down the street, and even the mannequins in the window need a good meal, and someone to pick out a larger size for them.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2008, 11:06:04 pm »
Damn. I seriously just learned that American Apparel:

1) Sells non-webcomic items
2) Has ads
3) Has stores

Crazy.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2008, 11:24:04 pm »
Do they actually have stores, or do department stores just have their stuff?  Like, I've never been to a Land's End store, but you can get their stuff at Sears.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2008, 11:31:11 pm »
They have stores in very few places.
One in Charlotte, I know. We are getting one in St Louis eventually.

I like them, but also despise them.
Also apparently the common belief is that the owner of the company, Dov Charney, fucks everyone who works for him.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2008, 11:32:45 pm »
he was found guilty of sexual harassment, i know that much. plus he's creepy as all hell to boot.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2008, 11:37:41 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on December 03, 2008, 11:24:04 pm
Do they actually have stores,

Yes, there is one just a few blocks from my house. If there are really only a few of them I can't imagine why they put one there.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2008, 03:38:43 am »
Way too hip for me.
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2008, 03:16:20 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on December 03, 2008, 11:32:45 pm
he was found guilty of sexual harassment, i know that much. plus he's creepy as all hell to boot.

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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2008, 03:50:11 am »
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Re: December 2nd, 2008 - "His nostrils even flared!"
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2008, 05:24:13 am »
Is that how he dresses for work?
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