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Author Topic: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing  (Read 4679 times)

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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2008, 03:15:06 am »
The penispad panel is basically how I feel at work every day these days.  :(
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2008, 03:41:51 am »
Seka was the Bettie Page of the 80s.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 05:28:58 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 20, 2008, 03:41:51 am
Seka was the Bettie Page of the 80s.
I thought was Grace Jones.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 05:34:47 am »
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 05:38:26 am »
I thought Grace Jones was the "Prince" of Bizarro World.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2008, 06:44:28 am »
It's already been said, more or less, but how does Onstad read my diseased brain?

Recently, my brain even prevented me from entering a grocery store.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 06:52:06 am »
Grace Jones is a dude right?  I've always thought that.  She's must have come out and admitted it by now I'm sure.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2008, 01:53:10 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 20, 2008, 06:52:06 am
Grace Jones is a dude right?  I've always thought that.  She's must have come out and admitted it by now I'm sure.

Grace Jones is beyond such pathetic mortal three-dimensional concepts such as gender.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2008, 01:50:28 am »
This makes me realize, suddenly, that I have been having a problem like this lately. Actually for like a year, but suddenly it is particularly bad.

Today I walked into a store and the salesman asked me what I wanted to buy, and I was just PARALYZED by the knowledge of all of these assumptions he was going to make about me, and all of the horrible things he must think about me for wanting him to help me buy an expensive product. I stood there staring at him for long enough that afterwards my brother said "what the hell is wrong with you??"

Somehow, thinking about it made me realize that I get into these situations a lot, and maybe it is not normal for that to happen.

It has something to do with feeling like people have an expectation that I am not fulfilling. Even when it's something that... 2 minutes later I realize was completely stupid.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2008, 02:24:02 am »
The SO is like that. She'll have a problem finding something, and when a salesperson comes over she'll say she's fine, just so she doesn't have to interact with the person and potentially look dumb.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2008, 04:21:51 am »
Um, people. That is a person who can't get a better job than salesperson in a store? Is there really a good reason to feel inadequate in comparison? I mean, apologies to all of you are are salespeople and also writing the great American novel on the side but really, get a grip.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2008, 04:36:09 am »
That knowledge doesn't help unfortunately.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2008, 06:00:42 am »
Internet research is my in-store salesperson.

Hooray for no human contact.
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Re: 18th December 2008 - If I did I'd be bluffing
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2008, 08:57:12 am »
yeah, thinking about it logically does not really help.
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