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Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« on: January 06, 2009, 08:41:45 pm »

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01062009

Not as worth waiting for as some, but at least he's got it out of the way.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2009, 08:47:22 pm »

The "continuity error" bit made me chuckle for some reason.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2009, 08:53:03 pm »

Coming in 2009:  TODD'S HEAD ON A PIKE!  HELLS YEAH!
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2009, 09:15:20 pm »

I can dig on the idea of a tiny stuffed toy demanding affection in a totalitarian manner.

It's kind of like how I wanna pick up alla the Middle East by the scruffs of their necks, spank them and say "play nice!"
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 09:17:19 pm »

I can dig on the idea of a tiny stuffed toy demanding affection in a totalitarian manner.

It's kind of like how I wanna pick up alla the Middle East by the scruffs of their necks, spank them and say "play nice!"

Since his "Mr. Poopytime" initiative failed, he had no choice but to escalate his cuddle plans.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 09:20:31 pm »

argh!  cameltoe!

Also, which Gainesville?
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2009, 09:37:33 pm »

argh!  cameltoe!

Thank you, sir, for drawing my attention to something which I now wish I had not seen.  A tiny can of Dr. Pepper (filled with cat urine) is coming your way.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2009, 09:42:16 pm »

Well, that was certainly a comic.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2009, 10:05:28 pm »

I thought the major continuity error was Lyle driving a VW when he sports a Chevy bowtie tattoo.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2009, 10:08:36 pm »

Because I take things literally:

1) Colour of shorts
2) Button on shorts pocket
3) Flies of shorts
4) Eyebrows
5) Shades
6) Medallion
7) Watch
8) Crease in arm
9) Crease in other arm

Any more for any more?

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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2009, 11:19:35 pm »

argh!  cameltoe!

Also, which Gainesville?
The not-so-classy one.

That was a heinous 'toe.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2009, 12:38:02 am »

Meanwhile, all of you have missed the fact that Ray asked Beef about dinner plans even though he already ate a couple tacos, and Beef clearly did not call him out on this, which means it's something Ray does often.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2009, 12:46:30 am »

Meanwhile, all of you have missed the fact that Ray asked Beef about dinner plans even though he already ate a couple tacos, and Beef clearly did not call him out on this, which means it's something Ray does often.

I read that as Ray getting ready to invite Beef to come over and eat something expensive, and then backpedaling so that he didn't appear to be someone who needed to invite someone to dinner.

A little sad that Achewood being back in full production apparently means a premium update, another fuck*ng sandwich thing (does that even count as Achewood?), and an interview.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2009, 12:59:08 am »

A little sad that Achewood being back in full production apparently means a premium update, another fuck*ng sandwich thing (does that even count as Achewood?), and an interview.

Good sir, I'm not going to pick on you specifically, but I want to point something out:

Please look at today's comic, and maybe the last month or so of comics AT LEAST.

Then, take a look at the first few months of the comic AT LEAST.

In terms of square footage he is producing more than ever.

Not to mention, the art, although still minimalist, has more effort put into it. Hey look, shading! Fonts!

Obviously, this is a decision he has made, because I can't see him producing at a faster rate -- if anything, his rate should have slowed due to the whole baby thing, but was probably compensated for by making this his primary job -- so let's fudge it and say he is producing at about the same rate as before. Thus, he's opting for fewer releases that require more work (the mammalian birthing approach) rather than firing out a bunch of quickies (the amphibian spawning approach).   

This is a decision, with its own costs and benefits associated with it, but it seems that the behind-the-scenes gear-turning is putting out the same amount of BTUs here. So, it's still quite conceivable that it's "full production" -- just with a longer time-to-return.
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Re: Inappropriate Instruments of Affection - Jan 6 2009
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2009, 01:03:14 am »

he's opting for fewer releases that require more work (the mammalian birthing approach) rather than firing out a bunch of quickies (the amphibian spawning approach).   

r/K Selection Theory  as applied to Achewood. Excellent.
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