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It's a delicacy in some countries
« on: January 13, 2009, 10:02:56 pm »
Texas Death Row Inmate eats his other eyeball.  He ate the first one a couple of years ago.

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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 02:53:01 am »
At this point, I don't think it matters where you stand on capital punishment. This dude obviously isn't playing with a full set of marbles. But it's Texas, so, you know, fire up Old Sparky or whatever.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 09:56:22 am »
dude TOTALLY didn't get the concept of an eye for an eye
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 02:29:44 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on January 14, 2009, 09:56:22 am
dude TOTALLY didn't get the concept of an eye for an eye

Good lord a pun. Could a joke get any cornea?
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2009, 04:55:51 pm »
Quote from: JudyIsADickSlap on January 15, 2009, 02:29:44 am
Good lord a pun. Could a joke get any cornea?

Can we please not have another thread full of puns? I swear, the humor on this forum has gotten absolutely vitreous.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2009, 04:57:17 pm »
You guys are skating on thin ice...
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2009, 05:14:54 pm »
You mean thin eyes surely?
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2009, 10:18:52 pm »
I'm pretty pumped about the prospect of this happening again.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2009, 12:00:16 am »
He's going to have to go for someone else's eyes, if so.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2009, 10:50:38 am »
Pretty pumped. You see.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2009, 10:51:08 am »
Oh, arses, never mind, wrong puns.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 09:03:36 pm »
Muy bunuel
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2009, 02:18:35 pm »
Quote from: Golfhaus on January 17, 2009, 04:55:51 pm
Can we please not have another thread full of puns? I swear, the humor on this forum has gotten absolutely vitreous.

you can't stop our jocular nature.
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Re: It's a delicacy in some countries
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 02:19:02 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on January 14, 2009, 09:56:22 am
dude TOTALLY didn't get the concept of an eye for an eye

hey-o! Can'd.
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