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Surprise!
« on: January 14, 2009, 03:24:43 pm »
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 04:24:26 pm »
Concur.  If it wasn't for Paul, no one would ever comment on my Flickr photos.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 05:07:42 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 14, 2009, 04:36:43 pm
Tits and gravy, dude, all day long.

Tits...in gravy? 

Dare a man dream? 
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 05:29:00 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 14, 2009, 05:07:42 pm
Tits...in gravy? 

Dare a man dream? 

And since it's Paul we'd have photographic proof.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 06:19:11 pm »
wait, but that would either be really hot and burny or lukewarm and... slimy.

KEEP YOUR TITS AND GRAVY SEPARATE, DO NOT RUIN TODAY OF ALL DAYS!

Happy Birthday.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 06:20:13 pm »
There is really nothing I can add but... happy birthday anyway.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 06:38:34 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 14, 2009, 06:19:11 pm
wait, but that would either be really hot and burny or lukewarm and... slimy.

KEEP YOUR TITS AND GRAVY SEPARATE, DO NOT RUIN TODAY OF ALL DAYS!

Happy Birthday.

I guess it means what precisely one means by "gravy"...
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 11:17:20 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 14, 2009, 06:19:11 pm
wait, but that would either be really hot and burny or lukewarm and... slimy.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Now a decent sandwich spread or something maybe.

I know you'll have a decent birthday Paul because you seem to live one of the most rockin' lives of anyone I (pseudo-internet-) know but I hope something happens out of the blue so it rocks just that little extra bit harder.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 12:52:09 am »
I guess you'd have to take the lukewarm gravy over the cold, lumpy stuff.

But it's your damn birthday, you do whatever the hell you want, consequences and propriety be damned!
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 07:28:51 pm »
Hypocrite?!

Thanks for the birthday wishes my friends.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 09:37:09 pm »
Always late to the party. Happy Birthday, anyway, Paul! I'm going to go eat some nachos.
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2009, 09:44:13 am »
I'm in the camp that thinks tits and gravy should be kept separate.  Titties and Syrup however are a perfect combination.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2009, 11:19:08 am »
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2009, 05:46:25 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 17, 2009, 09:44:13 am
I'm in the camp that thinks tits and gravy should be kept separate.  Titties and Syrup however are a perfect combination.

She must have been grateful that you didn't get any on her shirt or in her hair.
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Re: Surprise!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2009, 06:08:26 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 17, 2009, 05:46:25 pm
She must have been grateful that you didn't get any on her shirt or in her hair.

Actually some got on both her shirt and her hair.  I helped her clean herself up.
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