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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2009, 07:54:25 pm »
Ramses Luther Smuckles is  Luke's Father.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2009, 08:11:28 pm »
What Philippe is standing on is a sled?

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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2009, 08:56:06 pm »
Despite his technical and military superiority, Barry Bass was felled by Earth's microorganisms, being unaccustomed to our atmosphere.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 11:07:25 pm »
It was all in Phillipe's head, staring into a snowglobe, because he has Problems.

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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2009, 12:14:35 am »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 12:27:07 am »
It turns out Molly is a man.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 01:11:54 am »
Roast Beef's insomnia led to a split personality. Roast Beef and Ray Smuckles are the same cat.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2009, 01:56:35 am »
Dumbledore was killed? What the fuck!
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 02:18:19 am »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2009, 02:19:01 am »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2009, 02:20:07 am »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2009, 03:01:42 am »
Gramma K was dead all along. Roast Beef would dress like her before killing the motel guests.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2009, 05:16:56 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 28, 2009, 03:01:42 am
Gramma K was dead all along. Roast Beef would dress like her before killing the motel guests.

Also Phillipe's Mom. Mrs Smuckles is horrifyingly real.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2009, 05:31:10 am »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2009, 07:07:30 am »
The whole archive is backward. It was actually Steven the waiter that killed Tina.[/url]
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