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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2009, 01:11:53 pm »
The monster is just a guy in a costume. Once Téodor escapes the village of Achewood he finds it is actually the twenty-first century.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2009, 03:09:43 pm »
for those of you who dont have a subscription to "premium updates". onstad wrote in one of today's updates that the comic is returning next week. he is getting at least two strips ready. i wonder how many of the two he will think are not good enough for the Viewer
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2009, 03:37:09 pm »
The roller skate is running the show
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2009, 03:39:45 pm »
Lyle finally drinks himself to death; after having sex with Polly for the first (and last) time, he dies.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2009, 05:12:39 pm »
Quote from: theauthors on January 28, 2009, 03:09:43 pm
for those of you who dont have a subscription to "premium updates". onstad wrote in one of today's updates that the comic is returning next week. he is getting at least two strips ready. i wonder how many of the two he will think are not good enough for the Viewer

Onstad will be so mad with you for revealing that!  >:(
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2009, 06:36:49 pm »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2009, 04:00:48 pm »
Pat finally gets his dream of a world without people where he can finally read in peace. But then he breaks his glasses.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2009, 05:39:14 pm »
Todd gets a pocketwatch that allows him to stop time at will. In the process of heisting a bank he breaks the watch, freezing time forever.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2009, 07:30:05 pm »
On a flight to Berlin, Ray freaks out at seeing a demon-like creature on the wing of Todd's airplane.

On further inspection, it turns out to be Todd.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2009, 07:51:38 pm »
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2009, 07:57:06 pm »
No one believes that Peter H. Cropes, investment banker in the 80's, could possibly be a serial killer. His crimes go unpunished.


Huey Lewis and the News goes on to win international fame and fortune.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2009, 11:33:30 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 29, 2009, 07:57:06 pm
No one believes that Peter H. Cropes, investment banker in the 80's, could possibly be a serial killer. His crimes go unpunished.


Huey Lewis and the News goes on to win international fame and fortune.
He was into that whole Yale thing, you know, a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2009, 12:22:49 am »
It turned out that when Nice Pete thought he had killed a baby, he had actually killed a rooster.

This broke his spirit irreversibly.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2009, 01:26:31 am »
Bobby, you are earning your can total these days.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2009, 01:50:34 am »
The man who Ray thought was Uncle Culpepper was simply an elaborate facade created and utilised by a #####.
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