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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2009, 03:36:20 am »
Polly never remarried. She and Cornelius have four daughters and will celebrate their 39th wedding anniversary in June.

Dr. Teodor Orezscu never returned home...
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2009, 04:02:18 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on January 30, 2009, 03:36:20 am
Polly never remarried. She and Cornelius have four daughters and will celebrate their 39th wedding anniversary in June.

Dr. Teodor Orezscu never returned home...

*weeps* 

(with joy)
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2009, 05:37:50 am »

"This may seem an inopportune moment to ask, Chris... but do you think you could give us one more chance. dogg?"

RAY SMUCKLES - PUBLIC DEFENDER
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
                   
"Daddy! Mom! This is Roast Beef, the boy who molested me last month! We have to get married."

"uh yeah um we should discuss this some other time sir if you don't mind"

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NATIONAL LAMPOON MAGAZINE

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"WHO IS IT"
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"YOU WILL HAVE TO COME AT ANOTHER TIME I AM DOING THE DISHES. LOOK AT MY THUMB"
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TODD TODD TODD TODD T. SQUIRREL
NIXON WHITE HOUSE AIDE


RAPED IN PRISON




TÉODOR OREZCU - GYNAECOLOGIST
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA   
   

 
" Excuse me. Pardon me."
   
                   
(screaming) REYNOLDS!
   
                   
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KILLED IN VIETNAM BY HIS OWN TROOPS

   

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SENSITIVITY TRAINER
ENCOUNTER GROUPS OF CLEVELAND, INC

   
                   
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2009, 02:05:31 pm »
Beef wakes up, the past 7.5 years have all been a dream and Suzanne Pleshette is in bed next to him.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2009, 03:19:52 pm »
Cornelius grows old, outliving his wife and seeing his daughter grow up to be a scientist. She discovers that the planet is dying, irreversibly, and the people of the planet build a probe to tell the universe of their existence. Suddenly Connie wakes up on the bridge of the Enterprise -- what was, to him, a lifetime, was only twenty minutes. Inside the probe is the same flute he learned to play.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2009, 11:12:09 pm »
Only now I'm back to the ol' internet fandango, so I just got aware of this thread. I am amused, and must do the ol' can-can now, it seems...
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2009, 05:25:53 pm »
This thread is why I read the board and not the comic.

Hi everyone, btw. It's been an interesting however long I haven't been around.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2009, 02:06:30 am »
Wha... Hey! Come back here! Where've you been? What have you been doing!

DAAAAAWG!
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2009, 03:24:31 am »
I think it's gone way beyond vacation or book tour or moving or whatever at this point.  He must have made too much money on his book tour.

We got 2 strips this month (January).  Seven each in December and November.  He didn't take off this much time when he had a newborn baby.

I think he's working on something else.  Are the premium updates still coming?  Maybe someone gave him the greenlight to write an Achewood screenplay.  Maybe he feels like he's got enough of an archive he can throw out a strip or two here and there to keep the characters alive and coast on merchandising while he works on other more lucrative things.

There are a lot of explanations that make a lot more sense than I just moved so I need a month off.  Basically what I am saying is I think that Achewood may be over.

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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #54 on: February 01, 2009, 03:41:33 am »
There are still premium updates, including two strip previews.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #55 on: February 01, 2009, 11:12:32 am »
It's not rocket science, people.  He wants to do the best work possible.  Because he has fingers in various contractual pies at the minute with Myspace, Darkhoss, and others we don't know about yet, and in addition to that may be suffering the perfectly normal stress and anxiety that would accompany having to move from your home very unexpectedly with family in tow, he is feeling (was feeling?) unable to concentrate on creativity. We talked about this.  It happens to Bowie, it happens to Banksy, it happens to Kate Bush and Andre 3000, Milan Kundera and the Coen brothers. Spike Lee spent a year sitting on a toilet seat crying before he suddenly jumped up and filmed a great new movie (probably).  All will be fine.   

 

Achewood's not dead.  Just exploited.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2009, 11:27:41 am »
I read this as "it's not rocket sauce, people" and...

He's right, you know. It ain't rocket sauce.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2009, 01:43:48 pm »
He can't produce the comic because he's wasting all his time on Facebook?
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2009, 03:17:22 pm »
Maybe it is over.  If it is, we've gotten 7 great years worth of Achewood.  Onstad will do something else.

Life goes on.  Everything changes.  This too shall pass.

That fuck*ng guy.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #59 on: February 01, 2009, 03:42:49 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 01, 2009, 11:27:41 am
I read this as "it's not rocket sauce, people" and...

He's right, you know. It ain't rocket sauce.

Now I want some rocket sauce. I don't know what it would be, but it sounds good.
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