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Author Topic: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter  (Read 16572 times)

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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #60 on: February 01, 2009, 04:01:21 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 01, 2009, 03:42:49 pm
Now I want some rocket sauce. I don't know what it would be, but it sounds good.


Mustard and honey based barbeque sauce heavy on poblanos.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #61 on: February 01, 2009, 06:49:11 pm »
The walrus was Todd.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2009, 09:40:08 pm »
Roast Beef wasn't rescued at all, he just retreated into madness while being horribly tortured.

Which is as close to a happy ending as you could get.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #63 on: February 03, 2009, 07:35:26 am »
...but Ray had been sitting outside the pizza parlor the whole time, waiting for Beef to come take him home.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #64 on: February 03, 2009, 08:25:56 am »
Only after Nice Pete saved his life for no reason at all did Roast Beef realize that the origami unicorn was meaningful.
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Re: We bought Chris Onstad a house, he left us a Dear John letter
« Reply #65 on: February 03, 2009, 02:17:39 pm »
Quote from: Lister on February 03, 2009, 07:35:26 am
...but Ray had been sitting outside the pizza parlor the whole time, waiting for Beef to come take him home.

Noooooooooo!

/weeps
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