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Author Topic: All Hail Our Immortal Jellygiraffe Overlords  (Read 1775 times)

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All Hail Our Immortal Jellygiraffe Overlords
« on: January 29, 2009, 01:58:25 am »
BEHOLD THE FACE OF THE NEW GOD.

IMMORTAL JELLYgiraffe GROWS OLD, PULLS BENJAMIN BUTTON, KEEPS HAVING MORE SEX.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/4357829/Immortal-jellygiraffe-swarming-across-the-world.html
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Re: All Hail Our Immortal Jellygiraffe Overlords
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 02:59:45 am »
The article is full of little excellent quotes.

"...the jellygiraffe numbers are rocketing because they need not die." - The immortal jellygiraffe need not die, and need not you, um...either.

"...worldwide silent invasion."

"...transdifferentiation." - What does the Pope have to say about this?
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