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Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« on: January 29, 2009, 06:08:23 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 06:13:40 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 07:03:17 pm »
Finally, a reason to go to Burning Man. (besides art and drugs and sex)
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 01:27:56 am »
My God, I am weeping with desire for the Bacon Explosion.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 05:18:23 am »
My heart's explodin'!
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 07:21:58 am »
Jesus, people. I saw the original blog post while the author was composing it. I know the author and creator of this dish, and I know everything about this dish. I suggested the crumbled bacon inside the log of sausage. I know everything about bacon, pork, and pork products, and I know it before anybody else. I know when your mom eats bacon. I know when your children dream of bacon.

We have been over this. And yet you refuse to learn.




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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 07:53:18 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on January 30, 2009, 07:21:58 am
Jesus, people. I saw the original blog post while the author was composing it. I know the author and creator of this dish, and I know everything about this dish. I suggested the crumbled bacon inside the log of sausage. I know everything about bacon, pork, and pork products, and I know it before anybody else. I know when your mom eats bacon. I know when your children dream of bacon.

We have been over this. And yet you refuse to learn.




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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 02:09:01 pm »
My...my children dream of bacon?


Nooooooo!!!!
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 06:02:53 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on January 30, 2009, 07:21:58 am
I know when your mom eats bacon. I know when your children dream of bacon.

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Wait...Bobby is Bacon Claus? 
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 11:57:21 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 30, 2009, 06:02:53 pm
Wait...Bobby is Bacon Claus? 

I think he's more like Bacon Peter.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 02:51:13 am »
Bacon Claus needs to be an Archie McPhee action figure.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 02:54:17 am »
Oh man my Dad used to get Archie McPhee catalogs. Memories.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2009, 05:34:35 am »
Quote from: miles on January 31, 2009, 02:54:17 am
Oh man my Dad used to get Archie McPhee catalogs. Memories.

I have one of their Easter Island statues looking at me right now.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2009, 05:09:53 pm »
They may have no Bacon Clause yet, but Archie McPhee just informed me of a way to add bacon to any website.

Whaddaya think - is it an improvement?

Edited by PMCD9 to fix broken (sausage) link.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2009, 06:42:34 pm by pmcd9 »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2009, 05:54:44 am »
Choopernickel, despite being a complete pu$$y fucktard, is absolutely right. I already had it sent to me several times.

That said, I will be making it this year, because I do loves me some sujuk and that would be perfect in that dish.
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