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Bobby Isosceles

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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #75 on: May 11, 2009, 03:50:21 pm »

What kind of bacon cookies? I was deeply contemplating a recipe for peanut butter bacon cookies. (But yes, instead I was TOTALLY LAME and did not even manage to SHOW UP with my un-combined-into-cookies bacon and peanut better in hand).



I told you, we didn't need you, only the pugs!

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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #76 on: May 11, 2009, 04:49:22 pm »

Unfortunately, the pugs keep failing driver's ed. Whenever they pass an establishment that sells food they drive off the road.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2009, 05:12:36 pm »

Unfortunately, the pugs keep failing driver's ed. Whenever they pass an establishment that sells food they drive off the road.

Send them with someone cool, like AbnrmlJstr.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2009, 05:24:31 pm »

But then where's their incentive to keep trying?
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #79 on: May 11, 2009, 05:40:20 pm »

But then where's their incentive to keep trying?

Keep trying what?
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #80 on: May 11, 2009, 05:58:58 pm »

To pass the driver's test, of course.

They're fine on the written exam. It's the road test that gets them every time.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2009, 07:49:16 pm »

last night I had a dream where I was force-feeding a vegetarian bacon.

I am fine with vegetarianism, so I'm not sure what was going on.

Also: in March I ate a chocolate bar with bacon in it. pretty... OK?

also: last week for the first time I had pasta with red sauce and bacon. pretty great. i had had carbonara, but never bacon with red sauce.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #82 on: May 11, 2009, 09:08:57 pm »

Did our dreams... match?

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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #83 on: May 14, 2009, 08:43:36 pm »

Bacon Lube is so passe.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2009, 08:53:06 pm »

Unless you're Kermit the Frog.

Then it works.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2009, 09:20:55 pm »

Bacon lube posting saying "Hey Bobby have you seen" but being all meta and assuming that you've seen it in the text despite my meta-meta form of telling you via message in 3...2...
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2009, 10:02:04 pm »

Bacon lube posting saying "Hey Bobby have you seen" but being all meta and assuming that you've seen it in the text despite my meta-meta form of telling you via message in 3...2...

See how behind the times you are?
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2009, 01:34:21 pm »

Bobby thinks this thread is about him.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2009, 01:55:15 pm »

Bobby thinks this thread is about him.

This board is about me. Know your place.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #89 on: July 08, 2009, 04:32:31 pm »

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