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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #90 on: July 10, 2009, 01:49:07 am »
There are worse things to permanently put upon your body, but there are probably some better things.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #91 on: July 10, 2009, 12:43:29 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on July 10, 2009, 01:49:07 am
There are worse things to permanently put upon your body, but there are probably some better things.

If the herpes virus evolves so that its sores taste like bacon, it's over for humanity.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #92 on: July 10, 2009, 03:15:17 pm »
Why so gross, Bobby? Why so gross? Yeck.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #93 on: July 10, 2009, 11:03:24 pm »
I visited Archie McPhee.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #94 on: July 10, 2009, 11:35:40 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 10, 2009, 12:43:29 pm
If the herpes virus evolves so that its sores taste like bacon, it's over for humanity.


Nah, herpes never killed anyone... or has it?
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #95 on: July 18, 2009, 07:18:49 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #96 on: July 23, 2009, 03:53:26 pm »
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #97 on: July 23, 2009, 04:23:54 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 23, 2009, 03:53:26 pm
Bacon board game.


you'll have to navigate your way through areas like ... the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea.

So it's like the Game of Life, except with more metaphors for not getting laid?

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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #98 on: July 23, 2009, 04:36:44 pm »
wait - did wombles just introduce something bacon to tony tetrahedron? ladies and gentlemen that's the reaction of a dude seeing something new.

in which case: ALL HAIL QUEEN WOMBAT!
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #99 on: July 23, 2009, 05:28:56 pm »
In general wombats appear to have not even evolved to the "hanging out with other wombats" system yet.

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Wombats are usually not social animals. Burrows are occupied by a single wombat 70% of the time.

Of course, much remains to be learned...

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Wombats are very difficult to study because they are shy and hard to trap

so for all we know they are sending email to each other and posting on messageboards from those solitary burrows.
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #100 on: July 23, 2009, 06:28:08 pm »
"shy and hard to trap"?

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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #101 on: July 23, 2009, 07:16:51 pm »
Alright everybody, it's time to see a wombat's junk.

BOO TO THAT!!!

How do you know that a wombat's junk is bad?

IT MUST BE!
WHY FIND OUT!
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #102 on: July 23, 2009, 10:07:30 pm »
I am passing on the opportunity to be needlessly crude.  I already offended R#### once this week on FB.

(name redacted to protect the innocent).
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #103 on: August 05, 2009, 02:45:59 pm »
GAZE, YE MORTALS, UPON THIS AND DESPAIR
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Re: Hey Bobby have you Seen This One?
« Reply #104 on: August 05, 2009, 03:27:04 pm »
that was so old my granddad is laughing at you from beyond the grave
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