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February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« on: February 02, 2009, 08:48:21 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02022009

Kind of a hybrid thing. A little bit "flowchart" a little bit "meh".

After so long a wait, though, probably anything would be disappointing.

Perhaps best to put the weak foot forward after such a wait.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 09:30:30 am »
can'd for proper title

though it's a tough choice between that and basically any of the entries in the flowchart, but i already can'd you so what the hell it ain't like imma take it back or nothin sheesh gimme a break i ain't no low down dirty dude such as would do so
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 01:33:30 pm »
This strip was pretty funny when I first read it two weeks ago. 

I mean, WTF Onstad?  Why not go ahead and post it for everybody back then?
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 04:41:35 pm »
Really? That's how the premium area stuff went down for this?

God, other than the income stream, it sounds like that thing has just become a trainwreck.

No good for the main free site to begin with and now no good for itself.

Golden goose is just streaming blood outta its slit neck, huh?
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 05:44:15 pm »
No, there's other stuff.  But when he said new strip, I thought he meant new strip. 
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 01:45:00 am »
Achewood has officially entered the "so just how much longer am I going to keep this bookmark around?" stage for me, and that's never a good sign.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 02:27:47 am »
this was like... a parody of achewood.

oh man, I'm just gonna blurt out all these kind of interesting phrases involving old stuff and humorous concepts, and let the readers take it from there.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2009, 07:38:15 am »
I kind of want to use that name generator now.  For work.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2009, 09:12:52 am »
Here you go.








Also Daisy Owl is really good and you should read it.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 02:03:06 pm »
OBall is that yours?
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 02:13:17 pm »
Quote from: oball on February 03, 2009, 09:12:52 am
Here you go.








Also Daisy Owl is really good and you should read it.



I didn't know Daisy Owl was a regular strip. I thought they just did the weekly strips at Cracked.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 02:48:10 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 03, 2009, 02:03:06 pm
OBall is that yours?

Ha, I wish.  No, it's done by a guy called Ben Driscoll.

He started out posting the strips on the Cracked forums, and when everyone told him they wanted more he put together a website.  Cracked runs a strip on the front page every so often because the editor likes the comic and wants to give him publicity.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 04:44:35 pm »
Hezekiah Alkali Squall Gypsum.

Not sure I can live up to it.
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 04:49:56 pm »
Lazarus Bitumen Azimuth Swineroarer.

We still have members of the gentry with names like that here
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Re: February 2, 2009 - "some lumpy stooge in an orange apron"
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2009, 06:34:33 pm »
I have looked at this Daisy Owl thing a couple times before and been unable to get into it, but today I started reading through the archives backwards and maybe I am getting the hang of it. This one may have been some kind of breakthrough - I had that "Aaaaah" feeling at the end that I usually only get from a good Achewood panel.

It would be nice if I could like this. It would be good to have something new to do in case, y'know, some other comic goes extinct.

edit: Oh, this one too.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2009, 06:48:32 pm by wombat »
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