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Happy Birthday JLDunston
« on: February 06, 2009, 01:22:36 pm »
You still don't look a day over 20 yet have a handsome husband, wonderful kids and 3175 posts on a messageboard about cartoon animals. Keep up the pace, you'll be President one day.

To re-iterate: Happy Birthday!


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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 01:52:28 pm »
C'mere and let me give you your birthday spanking!
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 02:08:56 pm »
Hang on, I know we've got a macrame card for you around here somewhere...
Happy birthday TOUAMOM.
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 04:27:58 pm »
Veddy Appy Birfday!
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 04:31:02 pm »
Welcome to the club of old decrepit people! We're so pleased to have you. Get off her lawn, you kids!
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 05:23:17 pm »
I'm only 6 months behind you. So you'll have to scout ahead and report back.
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 06:47:12 pm »
Happy Birthday, JL!

30, huh.  I'm looking down the barrel at 40 come July.  Still, at least you were born in a decade before I was in high school.
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 07:12:28 pm »
Happy birthday, den mom! May your husband and your offspring recognize the true gift of your presence in their lives!
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 07:41:18 pm »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 09:44:30 pm »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 10:05:24 pm »
Happy birthday. Long live the den mother.
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2009, 02:34:55 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on February 06, 2009, 10:05:24 pm
Long live the den mother.

I already have lived long.  The best I can hope for at this point is "longer." 

Isn't that the best any woman can hope for, after all? 

Anyway, thanks for the birthday wishes.  I got a blender!  From my mom!  It's blue! 

I told her I didn't need one, because the avocado green blender she bought when they moved into their avocado green kitchen in '78 is sitting in my kitchen cabinet, and it still works great.  Besides, the old one matches my (her) avocado green hand mixer.  (She has informed me that she is willing to get me a mixer in robin's egg blue to match the blender.  I have declined.  Why do I need a new mixer?  The one I have works fine.  Even if it was featured as the murder weapon on Columbo.  In 1976.)

If I have the chance later I'll post pictures of the blender.  Tomorrow I'm throwing a combination birthday party for both my kids, to distract people from my advanced age.  I'll let you know if it works. 

Oh, also, I got my MA degree in the mail today.  That was cool. 
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2009, 02:39:40 am »
Why would anyone want a new blender if they had the Columbo Blender?
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 03:00:55 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 07, 2009, 02:34:55 am
Even if it was featured as the murder weapon on Columbo.  In 1976.)

Is that the one with Martin Landau? He electrocutes his uncle with it?

Oh, and happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday JLDunston
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2009, 03:06:12 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 07, 2009, 02:39:40 am
Why would anyone want a new blender if they had the Columbo Blender?

It's the Columbo mixer, actually, but the point is still valid.  Why? 

Quote from: miles on February 07, 2009, 03:00:55 am
Is that the one with Martin Landau? He electrocutes his uncle with it?

Oh, and happy birthday.
Yes!  And he is twins!  My mixer is famous.  Awesome. 

Incidentally, does anyone want a vintage blender?  I will pay for the shipping if you promise to give it a good home. 
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