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Author Topic: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you  (Read 2778 times)

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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02192009

I was about to make a thread, "man, why does Onstand even put up ETA's anymore?  hes such a dick."  But then I hit refresh.
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 11:51:56 pm »

No, no, the title is "I saw somethin' my brain didn't have a spot for."
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 11:58:04 pm »

Achewood returns to form.  Ha ha, that was fuckin' hilarious.

"I saw something my brain didn't have a spot for."
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 01:36:23 am »

It's all about the eyebrows.

Being a Lore geek I was immediately reminded of this: http://badgods.com/facialhairtypes.html
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 01:43:45 am »

Everyone got burned on this deal.
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 02:37:10 am »

I'm starting to work on my ouroboros TOMORROW!
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 02:41:47 am »

I can only think of "Our Rob or Ros" from Red Dwarf. 
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2009, 02:42:05 am »

I saw OK Go twice when they were opening for TMBG. Back then the balding guy was growing a different insane hairstyle each year. Once it was just this abstract spirally thing. It looked sort of like a powerup from a NES game.

But the other time he had what he called "con-com." His head was shaved except for this style. Over his left ear was a patch of hair and from that a thin band went up over the top of his head to his other ear, then down his jawline where it stopped in the middle of his chin. So it looked like he was wearing a telephone headset all the time.
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2009, 02:53:03 am »

It's Ray that turns off the computer.
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2009, 03:17:56 am »

what kind of a dog is ray anyway
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2009, 04:09:25 am »

See, I'd go with the title - "STRONGLY CONSIDER".

Simpler, bolder. Little yellow different.
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2009, 06:07:23 am »

what kind of a dog is ray anyway

a pug, which as we all know is the ugliest kind
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2009, 03:24:56 pm »

I almost like 'online sideburn generator' for the title, it's a simple summary but we all know the horror it holds.
This comic was great, and I notice that there are several active threads now. Onstad powers our community.

I can only think of "Our Rob or Ros" from Red Dwarf. 

Is worst episode, filmed on ugliest camera.
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2009, 10:18:37 pm »

Onstad wins back a bit of his squandered goodwill with the sideburns that look like flying birds.  That is some next-level type shit going on, there. 
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Re: Feb 19, 2009 - It's like, startin' to make me have bad impressions of you
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2009, 01:02:58 am »

a pug, which as we all know is the ugliest kind

worst new avatar played on ugliest dog
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