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[wombat]

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03102009

Apparently you are all too busy talking about seven grain bread and hot lesbian waitresses to read the strip?

You're missing seeing Lyle in a shirt and tie, which is remarkable even if the tie is not tied.

[jay-ell]

I sort of despise Lyle, but a multi-part origin story is just too much to resist. 

[Cap'n Squeakers]

More Lyle? Yes, please! 

Can someone explain panel six to me?  Did Onstad accidentally cut 'n' paste the wrong text into this strip?  Is the
Achewood-o-matic on the fritz?

[wombat]

In panel six the teddy bear in the turtleneck is demonstrating to the other, drunken lout of an animal what boring topics of conversation he will resort to if the origin story is not told.

Also, the thread title should be "unless you want to ghost-write this as an actual ghost."

[Cap'n Squeakers]

In panel six the teddy bear in the turtleneck is demonstrating to the other, drunken lout of an animal what boring topics of conversation he will resort to if the origin story is not told.

His activity is so poorly conveyed.

[CortJstr]

In panel six the teddy bear in the turtleneck is demonstrating to the other, drunken lout of an animal what boring topics of conversation he will resort to if the origin story is not told.

Also, the thread title should be "unless you want to ghost-write this as an actual ghost."

Did you just correct your own thread title?

Oh, and "Archer at the 75"? What?

[jay-ell]

I like the idea of being boring so as to coerce other people into being more interesting.  

I think this is my super power.  

[jay-ell]

Did you just correct your own thread title?

Oh, and "Archer at the 75"? What?

I can only assume he means Archer Street at the junction with I-75.  Which runs through Gainesville, conveniently enough. 

(Also, Detroit.  I-75 is a long and lonesome highway, which incidentally is also east of Omaha.) 

Edit: Here's the intersection, but there doesn't appear to be a Golden Arches there. 

[KeithHernandez]

Did you just correct your own thread title?

Oh, and "Archer at the 75"? What?

Too long, right?

[Hobo Joe]

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Gainesville,+FL+archer+st.+i75&sll=29.508492,-82.423382&sspn=0.065733,0.109177&g=gainesville,+fl+++archer+75&ie=UTF8&ll=29.622191,-82.384501&spn=0.016415,0.027294&t=h&z=15&iwloc=addr&layer=c&cbll=29.618209,-82.384473&panoid=VYsaN1LEX1IXHMG9ddekSQ&cbp=12,49.92533799482407,,1,5.000000000000001

There is clearly a McDonalds at that intersection.

[jay-ell]

I stand corrected. 

[lprkn]

Aw shit! Hobo Joe, where the fuck you come from?

So I am wondering, is this Lyle with the beard, or Lyle's dad?

Inquiring trolls want to know what it means to be an alcoholic tiger with flexible sexuality in today's society.

[wombat]

Did you just correct your own thread title?

It just seemed only fair for a change.

[MagFlare]

It just seemed only fair for a change.

But you were mistaken. "Fuckin' left coast power wimp" is the correct thread title. The strip's punchline is a borderline pun and has no business being commemorated here.

[littlefallsmets]

My brain froze up at "mud pooter".

That sounds like what your gay grandfather would call his lover's ass.

Just froze up right there. Everything else went around my head.