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15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« on: March 15, 2009, 08:37:02 pm »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03152009

This one's almost worth all the broken promises.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 08:50:02 pm »
I mean, at least now we know the exact monetary value of broken promises.

$2.99 per month. Science had been working on this for years but had only isolated it to the $2.75-$3.25 a month rage.

But here we are. Nailed it.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 08:53:42 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on March 15, 2009, 08:50:02 pm
I mean, at least now we know the exact monetary value of broken promises.

$2.99 per month. Science had been working on this for years but had only isolated it to the $2.75-$3.25 a month rage.

But here we are. Nailed it.

What is the monetary value of a child's birthday?

Onto less tedious matters...
I found this one a bit wordy, but these extended set-ups normally have a killer payoff.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2009, 09:07:19 pm »
The simile about the fat guy in a suit raises far more questions than it answers.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 10:17:31 pm »
Pretty deep thoughts, for Lyle.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 01:23:08 am »
Did anybody see the cut sequence? If so, what does "laws and sausage" mean?
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 06:34:55 am »
Quote from: Toaster on March 16, 2009, 01:23:08 am
Did anybody see the cut sequence? If so, what does "laws and sausage" mean?

There's a saying that you don't really want to see how sausage is made, or how laws are passed, for the same reason: it's filthy and disgusting and might put you off the whole idea.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 07:01:08 am »
Men's potted meat product?  How is that distinguished from the more cosmopolitan, genderless variety?
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 08:45:12 am »
Serious issues in this comic strip. Serious.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 10:49:03 am »
Damn, I can remember when I first felt like how Lyle feels here.

I just wanted to take the opportunity to write that phrase because I doubt (hope) it'll ever happen again.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 01:15:02 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on March 16, 2009, 07:01:08 am
Men's potted meat product?  How is that distinguished from the more cosmopolitan, genderless variety?

It's like Men's Pocky but meatier. Or "meat"-ier, anyway.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 03:59:11 pm »
I think the point is that... I mean, you're only gonna eat potted meat either because you're starving or on a dare and...

Men are much more likely for food dares, making men much more likely to eat a potted meat product.

It is less saying that this is a men's VERSION of potted meat and more saying that it is just a product men are more likely to eat.

Because we don't think things through as well or as quickly, generally.

ALSO: the monetary value of a child's birthday has a simple formula, actually.

The number of people who'd feel obligated socially or genetically to give the child a gift TIMES the original purchase value of a fifty dollar savings bond.

There we go. Not so difficult.
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Re: 15th March 2009 - like husband and wife, only good
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 07:40:22 pm »
I think a rip in space-time was induced by constructing a sentence containing "healthy", "potted meat", and "fried egg".

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