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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #180 on: July 28, 2009, 11:47:12 am »
In my head, now and forever it is "bib, bib, bib".
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #181 on: July 28, 2009, 02:10:13 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on July 28, 2009, 11:47:12 am
In my head, now and forever it is "bib, bib, bib".

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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #182 on: July 28, 2009, 05:23:35 pm »
This might be my favorite Daisy Owl ever.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #183 on: July 28, 2009, 05:24:58 pm »
Tofu mice are an eco-telligent best-itute.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #184 on: July 31, 2009, 03:30:31 pm »
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-07-31

I hope that cabinet door came out of a device that looks like a giant bazooka.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #185 on: July 31, 2009, 04:30:22 pm »
Damn those cabinet doors!
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #186 on: July 31, 2009, 04:55:52 pm »
How can you be sure it only attracts kindly old ladies?  What if it attracts a bitter harridan who laughs at your misfortune?
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #187 on: July 31, 2009, 05:09:01 pm »
At least we can be grateful that the cabinet door was medical grade.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #188 on: July 31, 2009, 05:13:04 pm »
Quote from: Mr Trout on July 31, 2009, 05:09:01 pm
At least we can be grateful that the cabinet door was medical grade.

I could wallop him all day with this surgical 2x4
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #189 on: July 31, 2009, 10:00:43 pm »
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What if it attracts a bitter harridan who laughs at your misfortune?

Then you are at the Joan Rivers roast.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #190 on: July 31, 2009, 11:35:28 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 31, 2009, 10:00:43 pm
Then you are at the Joan Rivers roast.

Zing!
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #191 on: August 04, 2009, 05:22:52 pm »
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #192 on: August 04, 2009, 05:36:40 pm »
You know, I knew an octopus personally once and it gave me nothing but sass. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #193 on: August 04, 2009, 06:07:26 pm »
There was an octopus at a lab I frequented in college named Tako.  I didn't get the joke until years later.
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Re: Daisy Owl
« Reply #194 on: August 11, 2009, 06:14:52 am »
Drink Experiment

I imagine this rule doesn't apply if the drinker is being paid, as every group of friends has that one guy who will drink whatever vile concoction people come up with for money.
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