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Re: One way to screen potential employers
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 10:04:26 am »
I am awesome at dancing, but I do not think the way I dance is gothic dancing.
I do not really know what it is called. But I get compliments. I take pride in my dancing.
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Re: One way to screen potential employers
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 10:28:12 am »
I get compliments on dancing too, but I think people are lying.
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Re: One way to screen potential employers
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 12:46:21 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on April 29, 2009, 10:28:12 am
I get compliments on dancing too, but I think people are lying.

I think the bar is sooo low for guys.  The girls appreciate it if we'll just get out there and try, even if we are just flailing around.

Plus, when I get in the mood to dance I'm usually chemically enhanced enough that I don't give two shits what anybody thinks about how I'm doing it.
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Re: One way to screen potential employers
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 06:05:14 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 29, 2009, 12:46:21 pm
I think the bar is sooo low for guys.  The girls appreciate it if we'll just get out there and try, even if we are just flailing around.

Plus, when I get in the mood to dance I'm usually chemically enhanced enough that I don't give two shits what anybody thinks about how I'm doing it.

This is not to suggest that I am not a wonderful dancer, because I am.  You would not think it to look at me, because I appear to be large, clumsy and oagiraffe, but I have the smoothest of moves. 
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Re: One way to screen potential employers
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 07:02:53 pm »
I think part of what makes people think I am a good dancer is that I am very skinny. But I move smoothly, not spastically. It fools the eye.

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Also makes people think I am a good dancer: I am awesome at dancing. The way that I dance is extremely skillful.
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