The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

TOUAMB: Debating the decline and fall of Chris Onstad since 2003.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Bea Arthur is dead!  (Read 2167 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Golfhaus

  • VIP
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 116
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1625
  • He does not approve. Not at all.
    • View Profile
    • http://www.prolefeed.com
Bea Arthur is dead!
« on: April 25, 2009, 09:22:23 pm »
She had cancer, and was 86.

People older than me knew her from Maude. I knew her from my mom loving The Golden Girls. My favorite memory was one of those comics who lives in a hole and then comes out once a year for celebrity roasts telling some chick that "I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Arthur's dick!" while she was sitting on the stage. This was in the early days of roasts being on TV, when the brashness of the form was still surprising and new.
Logged

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Re: Bea Arthur is dead!
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 10:04:34 pm »
Goodnight funnylady.    Maude was a pretty good show -- she was like Bizzaro Archie Bunker.

Sounds like she lived a long and fruitful life, which is all any of us can ask.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

littlefallsmets

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 363
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6294
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good
    • View Profile
    • this is where I jot down random ideas
Re: Bea Arthur is dead!
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 10:14:48 pm »
She certainly entertained me through her television work and... certainly had a good sense of humour about herself, it seemed.

Rad entertainer, sleep well.
Logged
I do the Tweets @Cecconi140

linnea

  • VIP
  • Ocular Shenanigans
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 168
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 3332
    • View Profile
Re: Bea Arthur is dead!
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2009, 11:18:22 pm »
Man, that is crazy. For some reason, I thought she was older than 86. Very sad news.
Logged

Bobby Isosceles

  • Guest
Re: Bea Arthur is dead!
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2009, 04:38:51 am »
Goodbye, Bea, I'll never forget you, and that one torrid night of passion we shared in a back room of a seedy dive bar in Branson, Missouri.

As I traced our initials in your loose, supple, wrinkled, flaccid skin, I wondered if we would last ... forever.

I guess forever is just the moments we take with us.

God keep you on your journey to the other side, and thanks for the reach-around.
Logged

Doc

  • Growing Cucumbers of Impressive Dimensions
  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1408
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5017
  • an emergency backup pug
    • View Profile
Re: Bea Arthur is dead!
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 06:56:04 am »
Bobby gets a can and loses a can.
Logged
Inev: 'A lot of things are ridiculous if you think about them long enough, you know?'

TripperDay

  • Dr. Kisses
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 9
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 46
    • View Profile
Re: Bea Arthur is dead!
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 05:29:22 pm »
I've been to Branson, MO.

I didn't see any seedy dive bars, and I was sure as shit looking.
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »