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[Cioran]

quality lulz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ&fmt=18

[theinevitable]

I wish people still had non-rhotic quasi-British accents in the northeast. Other than the decidedly un-pretty Boston accent my dad's family all have, those are not classy and cool at all.

[miles]

That reminds me of this movie I saw in a political science class several years back called Thirteen Days, about the Cuban missile crisis. It featured Kevin Costner with the worst accent ever. Or was it the most accurate accent ever? Either way, it made it nearly unwatchable.

[littlefallsmets]

Costner has the Triple Crown of bad accents.

Worst Accent (13 Days), Worst Lack of an Accent (Robin Hood), Worst Performance with an Acceptable Accent (Waterworld).

Dude is a five-tool motherfucker in the field of lousy accents.

[KeithHernandez]

I only know this because of Bill Simmons, and it has been a while for that guy, but doesn't Costner also do like a bad Boston accent, a bad Scottish (maybe Irish) and a bad southern, or something?  Like he has done bad accents of all the great bad accent accents' as well as his ability to pull of bad accents in a wide variety of novel ways.

(the only two costner movies i have seen are field of dreams and 13 days.  i saw field of dreams when i was like 10, and i liked baseball so i liked it.  i saw 13 days for a class in college, and failed the class because after that i did not go back.  it was because we had to watch another movie and i absolutely hated watching movies in college.  we were paying good money to learn, not watch some bullshit movie.  also, i didn't like the teacher, maybe because of the movie thing, i don't think so but can't say for sure.  anyways, the other movie was dr strangelove, which i have seen since then and it is one of my favorites.  probably should have just gone, but probably wouldn't have enjoyed it in that situation anyways?  anyhow, i actually went back one more time for the first test, and it was three essay questions two about movies, i had only scene one and hated it/ couldn't really watch it so i didn't do to well.  this was a poli sci 4000 level course.  oh yeah, the other point, i have absolutely no idea what i am talking about with the accent thing.)

[Bobby Isosceles]

Costner has the Triple Crown of bad accents.

Worst Accent (13 Days), Worst Lack of an Accent (Robin Hood), Worst Performance with an Acceptable Accent (Waterworld).

Dude is a five-tool motherfucker in the field of lousy accents.

Worst Accent goes to Sean Connery in Highlander, as Ramirez, the Egyptian with a Scottish Accent.

[jaydub]

Worst Accent goes to Sean Connery in Highlander, as Ramirez, the Egyptian with a Scottish Accent.

Really?  I thought his performance was inextricably tied to Christopher Lambert's as McCleod, the Scot with French Accent.

[smick]

According to my spouse, he is from Central Lambertia and has the accent of that region.

[Choop]

Worst Accent goes to Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October, as Captain Marko Ramius, the defecting Russian submarine captain with a Scottish accent.

[CortJstr]

Did this thread turn into a Craig Furgesson bit when I wasn't paying attention?

[littlefallsmets]

I'm pretty sure that Lambert's problem wasn't so much a bad accent, per se, so much as it was a bad acting choice.

I think I read somewhere that he figured the Highlander had lived all over Europe and so his English language accent would be a blend of all kinds of European accents, little quirks from this, little quirks from that.

I have no idea if that's bullshit but it sounds plausably true and, in that case, it would be more about the dude completely overthinking his role as a sword-fighting immortal than it was about him not being able to do a Scottish accent.

Which, come to think, might even be worse. But still.

[Toaster]

Worst Accent goes to Sean Connery in Highlander, as Ramirez, the Egyptian with a Scottish Accent.

The Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard with a Scottish accent. That's a whole extra layer of not-even-trying.

[jaydub]

I think I read somewhere that he figured the Highlander had lived all over Europe and so his English language accent would be a blend of all kinds of European accents, little quirks from this, little quirks from that.

Sounds like fanlogic to me.  Considering when he was but a raw lad, prior to getting skewered by the Kurgan, his speech was the same as (500?) years later bopping through NYC.

[Choop]

Worst Accent goes to Sean Connery in You Only Live Twice, as James Bond, the English spy posing as a Japanese giraffeerman with a Scottish accent.

[theinevitable]

Sounds like fanlogic to me.  Considering when he was but a raw lad, prior to getting skewered by the Kurgan, his speech was the same as (500?) years later bopping through NYC.

When I watched this movie a week ago I thought his accent changed from scottish to random-ish.