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Bobby Isosceles

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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2009, 12:03:47 pm »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/3032052.stm

Sir Sean Connery has been named the actor with the worst movie accent by a UK film magazine.

Movie buffs at Empire magazine gave Sir Sean top spot for his portrayal of Irish cop Jim Malone in the 1987 film The Untouchables.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2009, 01:27:37 pm »
Yeah and he doesn't really have a Moon accent in Outland either.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2009, 02:18:36 pm »
Moon accent.  Heh.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2009, 07:04:34 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 30, 2009, 08:30:24 am
When I watched this movie a week ago I thought his accent changed from scottish to random-ish.
I will defer to your fresher memory.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2009, 12:09:30 am »
You guys. 

You guys

I came to this topic from my RSS feed hoping to discuss the merits of pre-marital abstinence -- a topic on which I'm writing an article at the moment, so this visit counts as work --  and all I find is a rundown of all the times Connery has suffered epic accent fail. 

I love you guys. 
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2009, 01:50:58 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on May 01, 2009, 12:09:30 am
You guys. 

You guys

I came to this topic from my RSS feed hoping to discuss the merits of pre-marital abstinence -- a topic on which I'm writing an article at the moment, so this visit counts as work --  and all I find is a rundown of all the times Connery has suffered epic accent fail. 

I love you guys. 

It is easier to remain pre-maritally abstinent than it is for Sean Connery to change his accent.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2009, 03:18:31 am »
wait, but that is so easy.

maybe I'm just a prodigy.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2009, 05:25:52 am »
it is easier for a five year old to solve the Fickian Diffusion Equation than it is for Sean Connery to change his accent
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2009, 06:37:58 am »
Yes, I've heard those feckin' Diffusion Equations are difficult.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2009, 10:34:05 am »
Quote from: Choopernickel on May 01, 2009, 05:25:52 am
it is easier for a five year old to solve the Fickian Diffusion Equation than it is for Sean Connery to change his accent

An interesting idea: Maybe Sean Connery's accent is so ingrained and immutable that it no longer qualifies as an accent at all. Strictly speaking, an accent is an artifact of the way one learned one's primary language; it may not be "easy-in, easy-out" but it implies that an accent is tied to an initial level of plasticity that subsequently declines.

Sean Connery's "accent," however, is so horribly ingrained, that I'm beginning to question whether it is an accent, or if it is rather a speech impediment. Would Sir Connery still sound the same way, were he brought up a feral child without language? Did his infant babbles have the same brogue? Things to consider, if only to take heart in the fact that Sean Connery wore a diaper at least once before donning it in adult life for Zardoz.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2009, 02:01:47 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on May 01, 2009, 10:34:05 am
Did his infant babbles have the same brogue?

Now that is funny.
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2009, 10:44:53 pm »
Women want him, men want to copy his drink.


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Also:
Best Connery quote: "We are talking from the point of strength, what if we were the weak one?" - In reference to Israel/Palestine

Worst: "I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man."

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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2009, 06:42:39 am »
those poor bastards
wait--
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Re: Women, Keep Your Virtue
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2009, 10:20:12 pm »
O.K.
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