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Author Topic: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep  (Read 2845 times)

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Bobby Isosceles

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20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« on: June 05, 2009, 12:14:52 pm »
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 01:00:12 pm »
So does this mean Ray can't teleport out now? Since he didn't actually die will double-killing him even work?
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 01:57:54 pm »
I did not need this after I got home from drinking Chirstopher.
I. Did. Not. Need. This.
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 02:05:15 pm »
I thought Mexican Magical Realism revealed your inner self. The sheep finds itself sexy.
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 06:28:56 pm »
I would fuck that sheep.




Now... hear me out...
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 07:01:27 pm »
Start talkin'.
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 07:31:17 pm »
Hey, she had a nice rack and was the epitomy of shear beauty. What wooled ewe do in a situation like that? We're all making much ado about mutton. Let us not lambaste poor smick.
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 08:11:15 pm »
I'm disappointed in Chris only because the sheep appears to be at the edge of a cliff.
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 08:24:32 pm »
How did you buy the silence of that lamb, smick?
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Re: 20090604: Even Sexier Sheep
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2009, 08:26:29 pm »
Och, but do they call me Smick the Fence-Maker?  Nooooooooo.
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