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June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« on: June 29, 2009, 07:25:32 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=06282009

The Bear out-depressed The Talking Cat.

Because Old trumps Anxiety Disorder.

That's totally important to understand.


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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 08:07:55 am »
Philippe is first alarmed, then delighted, by the Moonwalk.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 11:43:19 am »
The retarded otter masters instantly a move I could never figure out.
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The absurdity is veiled by the poetic charm with which the poet invests it.

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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 12:59:51 pm »
Wow I didn't even notice Philippe moonwalking in the background.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 01:13:50 pm »
Wow, the bear is right. That is exactly it.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 01:23:45 pm »
I just noticed that Ray's eloquent thoughts on the subject in the Assetbar are posted for free.
http://s.assetbar.com/one_asset?b=S~cfd4f5a32442ff25864a8357965235a41&a=S~607
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 03:06:53 pm »
You will never feel joy that is unchecked by the injuries of experience and failure.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 05:02:14 pm »
He wasn't my god damned Elvis.

What's with this mawkish bullshit.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 05:32:12 pm »
He wasn't my Elvis either, but Elvis sure as fuck ain't my Elvis neither.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 06:15:49 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on June 29, 2009, 05:32:12 pm
He wasn't my Elvis either, but Elvis sure as fuck ain't my Elvis neither.

But that makes him your Elvis exactly.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009, 06:48:24 pm »
You don't get to choose your Elvis.  Your Elvis is there, like the sun.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 08:00:57 pm »
The bear's point is that you do have an Elvis, somewhere, unless you have confronted the reality of your own impending death without flinching and without becoming obsessed, reactive, irrational, or suggestible.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 08:29:05 pm »
Does this mean the New Elvis is Miley Cirus?
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 08:33:22 pm »
NO.
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Re: June 28th, 2009 - "the injuries of experience and failure"
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2009, 08:45:00 pm »
This strip demonstrates an element of Achewood that sets it neck and pecs above the pack: Onstad does not regard death as a joke. Funny, yes, but not a joke. Where else do you find that in American culture?
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