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Author Topic: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009  (Read 4935 times)

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It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« on: July 03, 2009, 01:43:23 am »
When nothing more than a XXXXXXX film remained.

I can't help but wonder what Mr. Bear deleted.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 01:47:30 am »
Man i hope he is telling the truth about the wealthy women.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2009, 01:52:30 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 03, 2009, 01:43:23 am
When nothing more than a XXXXXXX film remained.

I can't help but wonder what Mr. Bear deleted.

I'm trying to figure that out, too.

I really hope nubbin-crazer doesn't catch on, though.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 02:03:15 am »
Panel 5 made me cringe three and a half times.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 02:30:44 am »
I don't like "nubbin-crazer" either.

How about "puttin' the sheen on the bean"?
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2009, 05:42:59 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 03, 2009, 02:30:44 am
I don't like "nubbin-crazer" either.

How about "puttin' the sheen on the bean"?

"Using the penis on the ol' Thinkpad"
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 07:50:18 pm »
What the hell are steam-fries? The very concept is kind of making me mad.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2009, 01:35:30 am »
I imagine that they are soggy. Very soggy.

Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 03, 2009, 05:42:59 pm
"Using the penis on the ol' Thinkpad"

This.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2009, 04:45:09 am »
I love how often Ray uses phrases like "open secret."
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2009, 05:33:41 am »
There are many open secrets in the world. Like the FREEMASONS. Or the MAFIA. Or ORGIES.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2009, 05:59:21 am »
Or that the History Channel basically no longer is about history but rather about ahistorical conspiracy theories and aliens and such.

While, at the same time, the SciFi Channel is changing its name so that it no longer has to be about ahistorical conspiracy theories and aliens and such.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2009, 11:16:51 pm »
I always assumed History Channel would just eventually turn into the WWII Channel. It would probably be better than all these damn ghost hunting shows.

Quote from: lprkn on July 05, 2009, 01:06:54 am
Wasn't the running joke that the "H" in their logo stood for "Hitler"?

Yeah, pretty much. Take a drink every time the name's mentioned. Maybe there's a new show in the works where they hunt Hitler's ghost.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 01:06:54 am »
Wasn't the running joke that the "H" in their logo stood for "Hitler"?
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 04:28:21 am »
I dunno.

All I can tell you is that, at least this weekend, the H stands for... histrionics about lameass conspiracy theories from Dan Brown novels and Nichols Cage movies.

I mean, call me a jaded conspiracy buff but dudes sitting around, tracing out Masonic symbols on maps of D.C. is just... it's just 101-level coursework, man.

It's like an internet porn addict trying to get something out of a tastefully airbrushed Playboy centrefold, man.

No... people claiming to be a reincarnated victim of the Philadephia Experiment? No mistranslated Hopi end-times prophecy? Not even A LITTLE moon-landing denial?

I mean, come on. At least a LITTLE moon-landing denial. C'mon.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 04:50:45 am »
And don't forget THE TEDDY BEAR PICNIC. #opensecrets
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