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Author Topic: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009  (Read 4921 times)

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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2009, 03:12:58 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on July 05, 2009, 04:50:45 am
And don't forget THE TEDDY BEAR PICNIC. #opensecrets

i want to learn the words to that song. /off topic
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2009, 07:04:12 am »
"Jilling off."
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2009, 01:51:11 am »
Nulling the void!
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2009, 08:56:41 pm »
"Checking for squirrels." 
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 05:46:31 am »
Quote from: Turbo Ninja on July 08, 2009, 08:56:41 pm
"Checking for squirrels." 

Which would dovetail nicely with hiding your nuts.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 06:19:36 am »
Ladybating. Engaging in ladybation. To ladybate.

"Chilling off": Ladybating casually.
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2009, 03:13:09 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on July 09, 2009, 06:19:36 am
Ladybating. Engaging in ladybation. To ladybate.
If you feel you must invent a new coinage, why not mistressbate?
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2009, 05:22:33 pm »
"nuzzle the nozzle"? (ok, this doesn't make sense unless the cougar is also a contortionist. So close, dammit...)

"caresspelunking"?

Sigh. So it seems I'm not a poet, after all. Will never reach the heights of "checking for squirrels".
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2009, 07:06:42 pm »
"adjusting the vertical hold"
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Re: It's like wisdom, but seperate. July 2, 2009
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 04:30:08 am »
xxxxx==sheen, decoded before LFM's initial use in the thread (yes i'm late i've been offline for 2 weeks sorry)

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