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06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« on: July 06, 2009, 07:16:31 pm »
Best line really is "Just... write down exactly what happened at that mansion" but only in context of the strip.

Even though I've never watched anyone write erotica, I can somehow totally relate to Ray's sense of urgency here.

Edited to add Link to Strip:

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07062009
« Last Edit: July 07, 2009, 05:09:26 am by pmcd9 »
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 07:43:18 pm »
I like how Cornelius writes a blog, has a FB account, and used to do the CC for Spice live, but still writes his novels on a typewriter.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2009, 07:51:30 pm »
Girls: do girls truly like a boy who eats cheese? I need to know. Thank you.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2009, 07:52:25 pm »
A typewriter has certain productivity benefits.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 08:00:48 pm »
Also: ladies: please supply a phrase that means the same as "a hot nut on loan from Hell", but for ladies instead of fellows. Also thank you.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 09:16:23 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on July 06, 2009, 07:51:30 pm
Girls: do girls truly like a boy who eats cheese? I need to know. Thank you.
The last hipster thing I was at in brooklyn involved a cheese tasting and chicks dug it when I knew the names of the cheese.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 09:32:13 pm »
I don't feel I need a man to know the names of cheese for me.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 09:33:06 pm »
Quote from: wombat on July 06, 2009, 09:32:13 pm
I don't feel I need a man to know the names of cheese for me.
Idk, I guess its like wine, people seem to be impressed when a person knows about wine.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 10:27:02 pm »
Some technician at Wikipedia is probably wondering why the page for Manchego cheese has seen a 25,000% jump in traffic
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2009, 05:04:05 am »
Do we not do the link to the strip thing anymore?
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2009, 05:08:57 am »
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2009, 05:10:39 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 07, 2009, 05:04:05 am
Do we not do the link to the strip thing anymore?

I was going to say "You could just fix it your ownself", but while I was posting this you did.  Just goes to show you that it doesn't pay to get snarky with Paul.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2009, 05:15:59 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 07, 2009, 05:04:05 am
Do we not do the link to the strip thing anymore?

Oops. We do. I just forgot.
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Re: 06 July 2009 "...a hot nut on loan from hell!"
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 05:23:21 am »
I am glad that "girls like a boy who eats cheese" has come back.

I have always liked that concept.
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