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Author Topic: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts  (Read 2368 times)

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July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« on: July 16, 2009, 10:29:33 am »
Link.

I am enjoying this story arc immensely.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 10:52:18 am »
For some reason the first thing I thought of was to wonder if Mr. Williams knows Dr. Sumbitches. Ray seems to be treating them in the same offhand manner and I think his fate will be similar.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 10:52:58 am »
And Cornelius is going to become the founder of Williams-Sonata.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 12:53:42 pm »
Quote from: Doc on July 16, 2009, 10:52:58 am
And Cornelius is going to become the founder of Williams-Sonata.

He certainly should, based on the rules.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 04:41:39 pm »
Identical elephant costumes?
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 08:08:17 pm »
I'm disappointed Ray's speech bubble cut off before we could learn his celly number. 

IDEA FOR ONSTAD: You wanna monetize Achewood, you open up a service where users can text whatever they want to Ray at a customized short code [NOTE: I suggest 729729 for "RAYRAY"] and, for 99 cents a pop plus standard message fees, Ray hits them back with something cool.

It'll be like that KGB or ChaCha service, only from a fake cartoon cat and with no expectation of accuracy, coherence or quality.

BONUS IDEA: Open it up to other characters.

Beef: SADCAT
Philippe: HUUUGS
Li'l Nephew: NEPHEW
Teodor: TEODOR
Lyle: 4LEMMY

These are the new 1-900 numbers.  These are the quick and dirty cash cows of this technological epoch.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 01:47:59 am »
wait, i love so many lines from this strip.

"I am almost one hundred. what do I care."

"becomes or already is the founder of williams-sonoma."
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 03:21:58 am »
I hope I am that cool when I am almost one hundred.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 03:27:45 am »
Onstad writes secret romance novels, pass it on.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 06:07:56 pm »
This thread's title will always be BLOO-DEEP for me.
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Re: July 16, 2009 - Banging body parts together until God summons the locusts
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 01:16:39 am »
Who is Ronnie, Mr. Sonoma?
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