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Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« on: July 18, 2009, 01:32:31 pm »
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 04:02:17 pm »
I don't understand what Ray's getting at here even a little.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 07:19:59 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on July 18, 2009, 04:02:17 pm
I don't understand what Ray's getting at here even a little.

They're doing their research. The implication is that lesbians drive ugly cars and hoard dogs.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 08:18:02 pm »
and want to vacation where their parents backpacked, and eat food that nobody knows or desires
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 10:41:09 pm »
I am enjoying the logical impossibility of the prize of becoming the founder of Williams-Sonoma.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 10:50:56 pm »
this connects to my desire to do a study of the reasoning that goes into lesbian haircuts. (Ethnographic Study of Lesbian Haircut Ideologies). "I kind of want to look like the fifth element guy, or an 80s pop star. please."
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 11:42:18 pm »
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2009, 12:03:10 am »
She looks better that way.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 01:28:28 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 18, 2009, 10:50:56 pm
the fifth element guy

I'm glad you clarified with the link, because I've never seen a lesbian with this 'do :
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 02:14:09 am »
I must still be sick because I spent about five minutes trying to work out how Bruce Willis could be a lesbian icon before I remembered Gary Oldman.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 02:16:57 am »
Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2009, 12:03:10 am
She looks better that way.

I had the exact same thought.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2009, 03:56:51 am »
Grace Jones, will you take my hand in holy matrimony?

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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2009, 06:48:34 am »
Quote from: theinevitable
this connects to my desire to do a study of the reasoning that goes into lesbian haircuts.

I always thought that it was that lesbians noticed that the guys with the hottest girlfriends are hockey players and so...

Ergo, any sort of haircut a hockey player a hockey player would have is rad.

It is not an entirely flawed logic.
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2009, 07:55:26 am »
it is weird to me how in some areas of the US there are stereotypes about hockey players.

other than, you know, "yankees."

or "canadians."
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Re: Saturday July the 18th, 2009 - THE NEW KINGS OF SAPPHIC EROTICA
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2009, 08:06:28 am »
I used to have a rant about how I'm supposed to be playing hockey at Princeton. But I have retired that rant because I am less angry than I used to be.
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