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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2009, 02:08:08 am »
All I know is never to piss off Ben. That guy is not afraid of unleashing.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2009, 02:08:20 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 22, 2009, 02:03:33 am

Do you want me to make a post about how Axl Rose is representative of the evils of capitalism, because he is so prescriptivist about language, and also there should be gun control?

You forgot barbed cat penes and giraffe placenta.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2009, 02:13:36 am »
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2009, 04:03:46 am »
idea: add other comics to the top section and rename it "comics" or some shit. change "today i'm gonna" from a thread to a board and stop blogging in one thread, start making posts. also, show your books to your friends and see who digs it, invite them on.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2009, 04:10:47 am »
counter-idea: Slowly become more and more insular, posters are sloughed away over time by boredom or bad feeling caused by overly combative core members. Eventually the entire board will be a single thread of Bobby yelling at himself about how he's already heard about that bacon thing he just posted.

But, yeah, I guess the other idea is good too.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2009, 06:42:13 am »
Quote from: smick on July 22, 2009, 12:00:42 am
I prefer not to post very often.

However, I do enjoy coming here regularly to see what the 7 of you think about varied things.

I read what you guys think, but I forget that I think things too sometimes.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2009, 06:48:27 am »
every single one of us should delete our facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, and cell-phone contact list, and only interact through TOUAMB, YOUR LIFESTYLE EXPERIENCE.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2009, 07:26:46 am »
I clicked hoping that someone had found another embedded-game Easter egg, like how there was that racing game in Excel 2000.

Or maybe fun like using INDIRECT, ROW, and COLUMN to derive lookup tables that automatically adjust with the source tab.

This wasn't really that fun.  I guess some people left or something?  And new things aren't as good as old things were?
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2009, 12:48:46 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 22, 2009, 06:48:27 am
every single one of us should delete our facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, and cell-phone contact list, and only interact through TOUAMB, YOUR LIFESTYLE EXPERIENCE.

Right. It's all Jough's fault for getting a real job instead of sitting home and figuring out how to promote and monetize TOUAMB, YOUR LIFESTYLE EXPERIENCE. We had a start before all those things got big! What a wasted opportunity.

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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2009, 01:25:31 pm »
Yeah, Facebook is ruining the rest of the interwebs, ain't it.

But I agree with the Egg Man:  I ain't going nowhere.  And just post some damn hell stuff if you want more talkage.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2009, 05:14:04 pm »
IDEA: Stop posting stuff on Facebook that ends up mostly being commented on by TOUAMB people. Have those conversations here, dammit.

Also, Nabu. Everyone go on Facebook and tell him to come back here.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2009, 05:47:48 pm »
And Slink.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2009, 06:44:02 pm »
im the noob and i havent found my niche yet, aside from being kind of e-timid about how i fit in.

i guess i should just stop being a puss and start talking shit like everyone else.  the more splashing i do in this end of the internet/diaper, the easier itll be to see who likes it and who doesnt.  its like science or magic or something...
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2009, 06:52:59 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on July 22, 2009, 06:44:02 pm
im the noob and i havent found my niche yet, aside from being kind of e-timid about how i fit in.

i guess i should just stop being a puss and start talking shit like everyone else.  the more splashing i do in this end of the internet/diaper, the easier itll be to see who likes it and who doesnt.  its like science or magic or something...

STFU or I will stab you in the neck with my pen.
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Re: Fun w/ Excel
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2009, 07:19:09 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on July 22, 2009, 06:44:02 pm
i guess i should just stop being a puss and start talking shit like everyone else.  the more splashing i do in this end of the internet/diaper, the easier itll be to see who likes it and who doesnt.  its like science or magic or something...

It's like animal training. Be good and we throw you a cookie. Be bad and we make idle threats about stabbing you with a pen, which will never be implemented but you get the message.
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