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Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« on: July 22, 2009, 11:40:57 am »
A very dull interview, as it is. "Are you Beef? Are you Teódor? Areyoufapfapfap"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 12:39:54 pm »
I will save this to read later. If my impression of VICE is correct, this interview will involve talking about how awesome prostitutes are in Central Africa, because they are so poor that they will do ANYTHING.
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 12:50:06 pm »
Those are mostly really stupid questions, but Onstad does a good job of making the interview worth reading if you skip over the questions.
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 01:08:43 pm »
Yeah, there were like 6 questions in a row that all boiled down to "are you SURE you're not Roast Beef?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 02:24:52 pm »
"Did you actually get shot and go to heaven but then find a way back to earth via a Friendly's menu?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 03:31:16 pm »
"Did you ever teach your rich friend how to properly kill drifters so that he could emotionally reconnect with his distant father?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 03:35:16 pm »
"Did your owner ever stick a matchstick up your butt that would cause your poop to fall from your ass to the ground?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 04:34:55 pm »
"Did you kill your girlfriend's or wife's Tamagotchi?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 04:43:59 pm »
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 05:12:04 pm »
"Are you five?"

It's really insulting to a writer to suggest that he can only write characters that are identical to himself.

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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 05:54:19 pm »
"Are you standing on it?"
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 06:09:47 pm »
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 07:22:46 pm »
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2009, 07:54:53 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 22, 2009, 07:43:02 pm
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Re: Onstad interviewed in VICE magazine
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2009, 11:06:19 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 22, 2009, 05:54:19 pm
"Are you standing on it?"

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