The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood Note how white pepper, ground freshly into one's hand, makes it smell as though you've been rubbing your open palm around on a horse's anus.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09  (Read 1914 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« on: July 24, 2009, 12:07:51 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07232009

Nice that everyone's so busy posting on other topics that no one noticed there is a comic.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

CortJstr

  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 338
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 9820
  • Which gives us AN EXCUSE TO DRINK!
    • View Profile
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 12:13:32 am »
Those suits must be hot because in the last panel Teodor's head apparently stinks.

I would love to actually see "New Kings of Sapphic Erotica" in giant scrolling letters outside a venue. I'd definitely go inside to see what the deal was.
Logged

littlefallsmets

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 363
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6294
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good
    • View Profile
    • this is where I jot down random ideas
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 03:19:55 am »
Quote from: Asherdan
OK, something finally happened to T that makes me think he's actually going to man up and deliver.

Which will make the failure all the more interesting.

Dude WILL be all that he can be for one shining moment of lesbian pornography... and it will STILL not be enough.

It will be the raddest failure of all. "My very best was not nearly enough."
Logged
I do the Tweets @Cecconi140

lprkn

  • VIP
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 244
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1907
  • Hella yellin' about the sex
    • View Profile
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 03:37:46 am »
Thonk

Thonk!

Thump!
Logged

Doc

  • Growing Cucumbers of Impressive Dimensions
  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1408
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5017
  • an emergency backup pug
    • View Profile
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 04:13:38 am »
I think T will destroy Mr. Williams, but then a voice will ring out from the wings and Cornelius shall claim his rightful place.
Logged
Inev: 'A lot of things are ridiculous if you think about them long enough, you know?'

lprkn

  • VIP
  • Onstad's Left Shoe
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 244
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 1907
  • Hella yellin' about the sex
    • View Profile
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 04:18:03 am »
Heckling of a certain...pedigree may be in order, yes.
Logged

MrCB

  • Chucklebot
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 18
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 122
    • View Profile
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 04:04:42 pm »
The Man in the costume thinks the Cat is a fool. How art mirrors life.
Logged
I'LL BE DEAD BY THE TIME THEY SLAP THE CUFFS ON

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 07:32:37 pm »
I meant to say that the second choice for thread title was "try not to embarrass yourself to the point of federal intervention." I am hoping to make both phrases a regular part of everyday conversation.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: the way Seabiscuit needed a head start on a basset hound - 7-23-09
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 07:48:36 pm »
The image of a goofy ol' basset hound trying to race, with his ears flopping around, and his sad face flopping around, is too much to bear.
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »