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Re: John Hughes - How to Choose
« Reply #15 on: August 09, 2009, 03:10:25 am »

Nelly and Nelli Fertado (sp?)

Fat Mike and Fat Joe
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2009, 04:33:47 am »

Lon Chaney and Lon Chaney Jr.
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Re: John Hughes - How to Choose
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2009, 12:35:50 pm »

The Osmonds and the Osbournes.

Ambrose Bierce, Pierce Brosnan... I mean, not actually getting them mixed up, more like saying the name of one when I mean the other, always.
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Re: John Hughes - How to Choose
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2009, 12:37:08 pm »

Lon Chaney and Lon Chaney Jr.

Hey! I saw him talking to the Queen!
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2009, 12:37:54 pm »

Marcel Proust and Shemp Howard.
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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2009, 01:40:30 pm »

Ambrose Bierce, Pierce Brosnan... I mean, not actually getting them mixed up, more like saying the name of one when I mean the other, always.

I do this with Charles Bronson and Pierce Brosnan
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Re: John Hughes - How to Choose
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2009, 04:09:46 pm »

Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton, of course.
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2009, 04:18:20 pm »

Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton, of course.
Good one.

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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2009, 05:08:45 pm »

John Hughes bought dinner for my high school theater department.

When I was a freshman at an all-boys Jesuit high school not exactly known for our theater program (we had to draft female actors from the all-girls school across town), we did this production called "The Worst High School Play In The World."  Lame jokes, bad songs, simple choreography - exactly the kind of thing that wouldn't make us look too talentless and awful.

Our director was one of the Jesuit Novices (not yet a Brother), a young guy who insisted he was an extra in Flatliners while studying at Loyola Chicago and was therefore the most showbizy Jesuit ever.  He wrote to a ton of celebrities and asked them for autographed 8x10's telling us to break a leg, which he posted on a huge glittery bulletin board outside the theater doors. (Now that I think about it, it was probably sarcastic but we took it as really cool and supportive at the time.)  I remember head shots from Vanna White and Tony Danza with their words of encouragement.

John Hughes didn't send an autographed picture.  Instead, he sent us $500.  This was the coolest thing ever.  We sent back an autograhed cast picture and program.  We spent the money on a big party at the Italian banquet room up the road from our school after the last show of the run. 

I can't watch any of his movies (National Lampoon's Vacation has been on the Travel Channel a lot lately) without thinking about how cool it was that this guy just sent us a considerable sum of money with no obvious benefit or return expected, particularly when so many people didn't send back a damn thing.  I hope one day I'm in a position where random schools ask me for a donation just so I can pay it back.  Thanks, John.
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2009, 05:12:37 pm »

John Hughes bought dinner for my high school theater department.

When I was a freshman at an all-boys Jesuit high school not exactly known for our theater program (we had to draft female actors from the all-girls school across town), we did this production called "The Worst High School Play In The World."  Lame jokes, bad songs, simple choreography - exactly the kind of thing that wouldn't make us look too talentless and awful.

My school tried this as a one-act. We called it Half a Loaf of Teen Angst. The judges at the districts competition were not fond of it as they considered all comedies worthy of only contempt. Plus it wasn't all that good.


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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2009, 05:25:53 pm »

John Hughes bought dinner for my high school theater department.

Cool story.



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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2009, 05:43:26 pm »

Cool story.



"Uvula" for "vulva". For... quite some time, actually, half-drunk, at a party, before the look of utter incomprehension/shock/horror of friends and strangers. Raving about the soreness of the then girlfriend's vulva UVULA, due to an infection. It all started innocently enough with me blurting "she can't even talk really, you should see her vulva, it's all swollen and red, it's really gross."

My dad does this with prostrate for prostate. I don't know if he ever reverses it since prostrate comes up in conversation even less frequently than prostate does.
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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2009, 05:49:45 pm »

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We are coming up on my thirtieth birthday and this is the only favour I ask of you, my dear imaginary friends.

It was a fun experience and all that and I'd do it again if a friend did something or whatever but...

Please. This is my birthday present.
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Re: John Hughes - How to Choose
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2009, 06:10:09 pm »

David Brinkley and Pauly Shore
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2009, 06:15:12 pm »

David Brinkley and Pauly Shore
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