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Author Topic: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009  (Read 3944 times)

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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2009, 01:00:51 pm »

reading those words just made my c*ck hard...

Yeah, but could you play a trumpet with it?
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2009, 05:03:35 pm »

Don't you write mysteries?

If you start writing with the ending, no suspense for the writer! 
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2009, 05:37:14 pm »

Yeah, but could you play a trumpet with it?

its physically possible, but i dont know music.  it would sound terrible.
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2009, 06:16:17 pm »

If you start writing with the ending, no suspense for the writer! 

Exactly!
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2009, 06:50:05 pm »

Exactly!

Wombat, would you like to hear my secret that will free you from all anxiety about suspenseful plots in books and movies?
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2009, 07:02:26 pm »

Wombat, would you like to hear my secret that will free you from all anxiety about suspenseful plots in books and movies?

I used to have a secret like that, which was that they never killed off the main character. But then one day George Pelecanos ripped that one away from me. And nowadays authors kill off three main characters before breakfast without breaking a sweat.

What's yours?
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2009, 07:03:30 pm »

I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Re: Pote! SCREEEEEE -- August 17, 2009
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2009, 01:44:49 am »

The best thing about Achewood is that you can go off to Catalina for three days and everything else in your internet favourites bar will have updated so many times that you feel like Rip Van Fuckawinkle but... ol' Achewood... good ol' Achewood.
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