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Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?

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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #75 on: September 21, 2009, 05:10:12 pm »
I'll give you that. You could have a beer with W, probably right out of the bottle. When you have a beer with Obama, it's a fuck*ng ordeal.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #76 on: September 21, 2009, 05:26:28 pm »
Quote from: miles on September 21, 2009, 05:10:12 pm
I'll give you that. You could have a beer with W, probably right out of the bottle. When you have a beer with Obama, it's a fuck*ng ordeal.

hell, he'll even buy you said beer.  you just have to pay him back, later.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #77 on: September 21, 2009, 05:44:35 pm »
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #78 on: September 22, 2009, 06:06:33 pm »
Kanye West is sort of like Andy Kaufmann, except Andy did things on purpose.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #79 on: September 22, 2009, 07:52:47 pm »
Kanye is so good at stirring up shit, he does it without even trying. He is a shit-stirring savant. He is the Good Will Hunting of shit-stirring. Dude wakes up in the morning and stirs three shits before breakfast.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #80 on: September 23, 2009, 05:06:10 pm »
the last two posts have been deemed super canworthy
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #81 on: September 23, 2009, 06:42:02 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on September 22, 2009, 07:52:47 pm
Dude wakes up in the morning and stirs three shits before breakfast.

I stir two shits in the morning
I stir two shits at night
I stir two shits in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright

I stir two shits in time of peace
And two in time of war
I stir two shits before I stir two shits
And then I stir two shits more
Ja say...


This whole non-event is all the proof I need that someone dropped the ball vis a vis the whole Western civilization. I for one welcome our new bearded, ululating overlords...
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #82 on: September 23, 2009, 06:53:31 pm »
Quote from: dejavroom on September 23, 2009, 06:42:02 pm

This whole non-event is all the proof I need that someone dropped the ball vis a vis the whole Western civilization.

In fact The Onion says it's just that time.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #83 on: September 23, 2009, 08:22:23 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on September 21, 2009, 02:04:00 am
See, this fits in nicely with my personal theory that he was just a normal, relatively likable guy who became president.

The problem is that normal people cannot be presidents.

Thats not a theory, that's exactly what his campaign team engineered his appearance to be. See: endless video clips of him clearing brush on a ranch in Texas.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #84 on: September 26, 2009, 06:50:12 am »
This has forever changed my perception of Kanye West's actions: What if Kanye West is retarded?
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #85 on: October 02, 2009, 07:38:44 pm »
More fallout.
If it was intentional, it seems to have backfired badly.  Wonder what Lady Gaga thinks of this trainwreck.  I bet she was counting on the tour to accelerate her climb.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #86 on: October 03, 2009, 01:38:41 am »
the IOC mustve been watching the KANYE-MAs, well.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #87 on: October 03, 2009, 02:31:07 am »
Well, at least Lady Gaga has her enormous c*ck to fall back on.
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Re: Kanye West: Big Asshole or Biggest Asshole?
« Reply #88 on: October 03, 2009, 04:49:37 am »
It would have to be truly enormous to land on if she fell backwards.
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