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[Victoria Waterfield]

I just realized: I say that, and 10 minutes ago he invited himself along on my first date with a girl.

He probably wants to see it for himself when absolutely nothing happens.

[theinevitable]

oh man, that classic paradox.

"dude, seriously, don't you need to, um, go to bed"
"no man, i want to see you not get laid"
"but... aren't you tired, don't you want to go to sleep."
"no man, i'm totally awake. i want to see you fail to get laid."

[Toaster]

I bet that is someone's fetish. I bet there is porn of people not getting laid.

I would watch it out curiosity, but I would not use it for its intended purpose, as that is not my bag.

[theinevitable]

I am really interested in porn that involves... people doing things that to me, have nothing to do with sex.

I would study this if I didn't worry about what my mother would think of me.

[littlefallsmets]

I think that the heart of the fetish would be, hm.

It would pretty much be the opposite of watching MacGuyver.

You watch MacGuyver, you know, because every episode he's going to get into a weirder and weirder scrape and every time he'll figure out a weirder way to get out of it.

MacGuyver, you know that he's going to get out of it, that's not the point. It's wondering how the fuck he's going to pull it off.

It's not about the Daniel-not-getting-laid, that's assumed, we all know how the episode is going to end.

But how he manages to avoid the most unavoidable (shall we say, inevitable) sex in the most outlandish ways, that's the point. That's what the viewer enjoys.

Sort of a Bizarro MacGuyver thing with just a twist of Trix Rabbit on top.

[greenkoolayd]

He's talking to YOU Paul.  Onstad told me that he doesn't like your face and your shit's all gay.

I think you two should fight.

if the white dont win, we all jump in.

[Toaster]

http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=165
http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=166
http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=167

[Doc]

I bet that is someone's fetish. I bet there is porn of people not getting laid.

'Cuckolding'
Porn of people not only not getting laid but of someone else fuck*ng their girlfriends.
Damn if I understand it.

[AugustWest]

I bet that is someone's fetish. I bet there is porn of people not getting laid.

Man, that would be a really burdensome fetish to have, because hey, there's porn wherever you look.  Just turn on the TV or walk down the street and there's people not getting laid left and right.  In your office.  In the parks and on the sidewalks.  Everywhere you look, people not having sex in that special way that makes you feel all tingly.  You'd have to watch a lot of normal porn just to give yourself a rest.

[wombat]

LFM, if you wrote that show, I would watch it.

[littlefallsmets]

We would need the rights to "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" for the theme song to make it work.

[Toaster]

You should probably work "Pictures of Lily" somewhere in there, too.

[KeithHernandez]

so rolling stones rights

the big lebowski uses a townes van zandt stones cover at the end of that movie.  the rights to this song were owned by a stones manager or promoter or some sort, and he didn't want to give them up or was charging a ridiculous amount or whatever.  anyways, they finally got him to screen the movie, and when it got to the part were the dude is being thrown out of malibu and is in the taxi and says i hate the fuck*ng eagles the stones guy just gave them the rights.  fuck the eagles, i guess that is what i am trying to say

[JorgeFabregas]

so rolling stones rights

the big lebowski uses a townes van zandt stones cover at the end of that movie.  the rights to this song were owned by a stones manager or promoter or some sort, and he didn't want to give them up or was charging a ridiculous amount or whatever.  anyways, they finally got him to screen the movie, and when it got to the part were the dude is being thrown out of malibu and is in the taxi and says i hate the fuck*ng eagles the stones guy just gave them the rights.  fuck the eagles, i guess that is what i am trying to say

For the record, that is a Townes Van Zandt cover of the Rolling Stones song Dead Flowers.

[pmcd9]

For the record, that is a Townes Van Zandt cover of the Rolling Stones song Dead Flowers.

I understood that to be what Keith wrote.