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The way of happiness is...
« on: September 25, 2009, 05:08:51 pm »
... Drinking a whole big ol' glass of wine at lunch, and come back to work empowered (meaning kinda wonky).
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 05:26:33 pm »
A little tipsy at work is a good thing actually.  You're relaxed.  The bullshit rolls off your back.  You get a lot more done really.
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 05:45:02 pm »
Dude, I'd punch you in the arm right this fuck*ng moment.
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 06:20:56 pm »
There was a secretary at my last job who always came to work very empowered. The last time I saw her she was sitting in her truck crying over scratch-off lottery tickets...
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 06:28:39 pm »
That's vivid!
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 06:36:35 pm »
*tries desperately to suppress laughter that would give him away*
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 04:31:50 am »
I came into uni today to get some study done but used meeting a friend for coffee as a motivator. We met up at 11, it's now 2:30 and I'm just settling down. Lazy Saturday morning conversations are terribly pleasant.
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 05:05:26 am »
Dej, that's my new favorite euphemism. So awesome.
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 10:23:54 am »
Like, the ink used to print the book has alcohol in it, and you can lick the book clean and be empowered, is that it?
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 03:47:05 pm »
I ate a few Alice B. Toklas cookies last night. It is now thirteen hours later. I am at my very quiet workplace. I am more empowered right now than I ever was last night.

Luckily I have practice at this.
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 04:55:22 pm »
Used some creeper in the butter eh?
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Re: The way of happiness is...
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2009, 10:31:13 pm »
Oh, Row, I could definitely go for some of those right now. It's been years since. Time to get some action going...
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