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Monday, September 28, 2009 - You got any money or ham or nothin'?
« on: September 28, 2009, 12:32:39 pm »
Hey you old p-p-piece 'a crap!

It's hard to actually be insulted by a stuttering squirrel. Although "church-face retards" is pretty harsh.

Also: "Nahh, I can plug the meter on a dime. NEXT!"
« Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 12:35:54 pm by miles »
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Re: Monday, September 28, 2009 - You got any money or ham or nothin'?
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 12:48:47 pm »
I am against cover charges as a philosophy also.

There are so many thread titles in this... I just realized that the ultimate sadness of writing in a genre aside from webcomics is that no matter how hard I try, my work will never get the ultimate compliment "there are so many thread titles in this."

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Re: Monday, September 28, 2009 - You got any money or ham or nothin'?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 01:03:06 pm »
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Re: Monday, September 28, 2009 - You got any money or ham or nothin'?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 06:43:11 pm »
Cover charges are pretty whack. But now I'm agreeing with Todd. This way lies madness.
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