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ear... wicks? earwicks?
« on: October 07, 2009, 03:15:22 am »
is thinki maybe n :o t what sit called zactly but s :o  metiing anyway in general vicinty

y :o u puts it in y :o ur ear in b :o th ear actually but   :o ne ear at time naturally

lights it  :o n fire.  is like wick.  the fire melts the wax  :o f the ear, and the wick suck up the wax similar pr :o cess as the s :o der wick f :o r thems a y :o u wh :o   is tecnician   :o f the electr :o ncis

smell kinda n :o t g :o  :o d, but, clean  :o ut all wax fr :o  m ear

there is tw :o   kind   :o f ear wax there is dry ear wayx and there is wet ear wax.  depends   :o n y :o ur blue jeans what y :o ur manifest destingy is   :o f the heritaeg   :o f the geneticists if wets   :o r drys

is g :o  :o d idea take   :o ut all ear wx?  Maybe is pr :o tecti :o n fr :o m disease   :o f insects   :o r pr :o tecti :o ns fr :o m the ultravi :o lence rays   :o f the sunlights   :o r maybe just t :o  :o  keep skin   :o f ear fr :o m dry t :o  :o   muchs.  fuck*ng with nature

ear wicks.  n :o  w with bubblegums flav :o r sents.
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 03:17:02 am »
oh shit man I have no idea what happened there I'm using some chincy java browser on an blackberry and it fucked up the spell check apparently I'm sorry.
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 03:17:50 am »
Google ear candling.
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 03:30:22 am »
Here, I think I know what you're talking about... let me help you:

yesy ou can do that when from holistic practioner like mesage rakey

some maybe herbs or satchets.  kinda ur deal.

they gets all the time.  have a cone put in and let.

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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2009, 03:44:59 am »
Dude get your bb-fu in order. Its not rocket surgery.
amateurs...
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2009, 05:30:25 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 07, 2009, 03:44:59 am
Dude get your bb-fu in order. Its not rocket surgery.
amateurs...

no

it is hypnotic we must watch it this way forever
frankly the children of the corn animated :) faces are more entertaining than any message post can ever be
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2009, 09:40:04 am »
I think we can close this thing down now. This post is really all we ever needed.

Also, ear candling does nothing except sometimes drip scalding hot wax in your ears.
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2009, 05:15:09 pm »
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2009, 05:25:29 pm »
Quote from: Ruta Bagas on October 07, 2009, 09:40:04 am
I think we can close this thing down now. This post is really all we ever needed.

Also, ear candling does nothing except sometimes drip scalding hot wax in your ears.

that sounds kinda sexy....
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2009, 05:50:45 pm »
Quote from: alreadyinuse on October 07, 2009, 05:15:09 pm
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Ah, I forgot alreadyinuse was that guy who was doing some kind of art project.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2009, 06:42:59 pm »
I quit reading The Straight Dope a while ago, not sure why exactly.  But I remember this one.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1103/how-do-ear-candles-work
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 06:57:14 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on October 07, 2009, 05:50:45 pm
Ah, I forgot alreadyinuse was that guy who was doing some kind of art project.

is not doing art projects NO NO NO NO  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Is doing this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 08:39:01 pm »
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2009, 03:54:48 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 07, 2009, 05:25:29 pm
that sounds kinda sexy....

Deviant.  Hey, speaking of which, remind me to tell you about the time my friend Chris got a bad burn. It's a doozie.
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Re: ear... wicks? earwicks?
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2009, 09:47:54 pm »
Well?
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