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Re: ironic?
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2009, 06:20:34 am »
Quote from: sardoniclaconic on October 15, 2009, 06:19:26 am
Thanks :) She's sweet, but she's a VERY naughty girl... she steals socks out of the dryer and she eats everything, including our neighbor's $200 work boots and a glass bowl (the bowl contained ice cream, but when the food was gone she just kept on eating).
Ok, so now tell us about the dog.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: ironic?
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2009, 06:21:49 am »
The dog ate a glass bowl? Damn!
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2009, 06:23:03 am »
that dog looks like the thing that the kid rides in 'never ending story'... i cant remember the name of the thing.  it looked like a giant dog with scales and fur.  a giant dog with a skin condition that is also intellectually disabled.
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2009, 06:24:35 am »
Oh man, I totally have one of those, or did before I left my parents house.  She is losing her mind.  Literally, she has alzheimers.
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2009, 06:40:04 am »
Falcor?
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2009, 07:06:48 am »
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: ironic?
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2009, 07:12:50 am »
i 'memmer now.  he is a luckdragon.
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2009, 04:18:58 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 14, 2009, 09:09:19 pm
You must have  a tiny screen.

Yeah, it doesn't exactly fill up the screen, does it? 



not sure why the image is not showing, so...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/17364018@N03/4014621302/
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2009, 04:43:10 pm »
Flickr is somehow blocking deep linked images.  I had that problem with operation Pug Bomb.  I like your rear-view mirror.  Keeps the assassins from sneaking up on you, right?
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2009, 05:36:14 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 15, 2009, 04:43:10 pm
I like your rear-view mirror.  Keeps the assassins from sneaking up on you, right?

Except for that once...but it was only a flesh wound.
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2009, 06:16:23 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on October 15, 2009, 04:43:10 pm
...I like your rear-view mirror.  Keeps the assassins from sneaking up on you, right?

unless they jump over her front cube wall... then shes up shit creek.
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2009, 06:34:13 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 15, 2009, 06:16:23 pm
unless they jump over her front cube wall... then shes up shit creek.
Without a throwing star. 
That rear-view mirror was a gift from a coworker; I work with the most awesome people.
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2009, 05:04:48 am »
Quote from: jaydub on October 15, 2009, 04:43:10 pm
Flickr is somehow blocking deep linked images.  I had that problem with operation Pug Bomb.  I like your rear-view mirror.  Keeps the assassins from sneaking up on you, right?

STOP CALLING ASSETBAR DEROGATORY NAMES LIKE ASSASSINS OR ASSBAR OR ASSETHOLES THAT IS UNFAIR
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2009, 05:21:20 am »
You gonna send me a weird A-cap related pm now, Bobby?
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Re: ironic?
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2009, 06:20:35 am »
Quote from: jaydub on October 18, 2009, 05:21:20 am
You gonna send me a weird A-cap related pm now, Bobby?

Nah. I can do scrolling ascii marquee insults though if you want.
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