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my dream job
« on: October 15, 2009, 04:26:10 am »
is where my job is to be smart, but I don't have to do anything.  Consulting.  I need to find books that tell me how to consulting.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 04:33:51 am »
my dream job is to be a pug

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Re: my dream job
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 04:38:18 am »
As explained here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlDmux7Tk4 consultants manufacture bullshit on an endless conveyor of pie charts and matrices. You would fit in great with them, but I wouldn't wish your tornado of douche on anyone.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 04:43:14 am by Arachno-capitalist »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: my dream job
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 04:48:29 am »


My dream job is to be a pug in a swing.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 04:54:10 am »
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 04:54:38 am »
A-Cap: the type of consulting you'd recommend to Mr. Wonderful might land him in jail:

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 05:03:29 am »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: my dream job
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 05:09:04 am »
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 03:24:15 pm »
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 03:54:54 am »
I feel it's worth pointing out that since Mr. Wonderful has both sharply boosted board activity AND indirectly filled the board with pugs my theory that he is a rogue part of Wombat's subconscious is stronger than ever.
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 05:08:41 am »
There is wisdom in what you say.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 05:30:12 am »
anachrocpaitalist said to me in a private message "fuck you"

that's all he/she said.

I mean hold jesus what did I do to deserve that?

someone needs to take their cunt pills
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2009, 05:31:23 am »
I did!
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: my dream job
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 11:33:27 am »
v-tinycan for arachno-capitalist.
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Re: my dream job
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2009, 01:23:12 pm »
A-CAP, do you have a big veiny rack?
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