you've probably heard some of the grosser than gross jokes.
what's grosser than 7 dead babies in a trash can?
one dead baby in 7 trash cans...
I read somewhere that these jokes originated around the time of Vietnam as a byproduct of the American culture being exposed to the horrors of the war. The theory is that people often use humor to cope.
so anyway, if anyone wants to have a go at it, let's hear your best grosser than gross jokes.
I have one that's not really a joke so much as a practical joke. Well I guess idiotic jokes would work for this thread just as well. E.g. Tom Green climbing into a dead moose carcass.
anyway, I have this fascination and preoccupation with fetuses. (feti?) However the little runts are spelled.
I guess it's because deep down I have a mischievous nature that I like to find things that push people's buttons. And dead fetuses does the trick for some people. I really like to push people's buttons who are anti-abortion. It's ironic that on average, people who are anti-abortion come from the same group that is anti-gun control and anti-animal rights. To me it's extremely narcissistic to view human life as somehow more deserving of the right to life than animal life. It's really telling when you consider that the same narcissism that leads people to place human life above animal life often leads these same people to place one human life above another on the basis of race, national origin, sexual orientation, and so on. I can be a total idiot, so sometimes I engage these folks in conversation (that and I would get bored at work) and I remember arguing with this one dude about the detention of prisoners in Guantanamo, and I was like, dude, these folks were picked up in the fog of war by confused and poorly educated American troops (I didn't realize at the time that many of them were actually picked up by Pakistani troops, but whatever) and I was like "so basically, you're saying that because some American soldier says they committed some act of terrorism or war, we should lock them up and throw away the keys. You have that much confidence in our American soldiers." And the dude was like "that's right." and so I was like "hey that's great, then maybe after the war we could have American troops be police, they could patrol our cities, and we would save a ton of money on court costs because they could act as police, judge, jury, and if needed executioner as well." Anyway, this guy was a total douche and no one liked him, but he was generally pretty happy with himself.
okay, so on to my fetus idea.
It'd be pretty funny if you could get a dead fetus right, a dead human fetus, and I'm sure there are dead fetuses to be had here and there, and you find some hoss or something that's about to give birth, and you stuff the dead fetus up the hoss, so then when the vet is birthing the hoss, the dead human fetus spits out. The vet would be pretty freaked out. That would be an awesome candid camera segment. Only trouble is that after that segment, they would pretty much have to shut down the show, because that would be like the ultimate shark jump. I don't think they could top that segment. Well I can but I'll stop now before I get my ass banned again.
I dunno man, am I really all that sick and perverted? I mean, they have that traveling museum exhibit of dead people that they've preserved, in fact, they have several of these exhibits apparently from what I remember, done by different people with different preserving processes. The most famous one is some weirdo who developed some kinda latex preserving process. He works out of China. So anyway, he has all these different people (dead, I might add) that he's preserved, including a fetus in a pregnant woman (both deader than a doornail) and they are all partially dissected and you can I guess walk right up to them and lick their dead preserved titties apparently, or maybe they have glass or someone standing there, I don't know I've never gone myself. I guess they would have to have glass because someone standing there might not work as a deterrent for everyone, au contraire it might even be a turn-on for some people. There's some pretty weird sickos out there.
anyway for the love of christ please don't post any gross pictures in this thread I can't stand that shit.
thank you.
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