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LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« on: October 26, 2009, 04:38:08 am »

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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 06:47:31 am »

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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 08:16:00 am »

I want to drink Lyle's golden syrup for hours, I'd drink it by the bottleful.
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2009, 10:31:29 am »

I don't think I've ever seen golden syrup in a jar before.

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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2009, 12:52:01 pm »

I've only seen it in a jar. How else can you get it?
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2009, 02:08:14 pm »

I've never heard of it before thus have no observations on packaging.
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2009, 02:13:46 pm »

But...the package shows a lion! 
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2009, 02:14:53 pm »

Is Lyle a lion? He could be a lion.
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 02:56:49 pm »

What is golden syrup anyway?  Is it like fake corn syrup based honey?
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2009, 03:00:27 pm »

What is golden syrup anyway?  Is it like fake corn syrup based honey?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_syrup

Apparently it is used as fake corn syrup (it is sugar cane-based) and fake honey.
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 03:01:58 pm »

Oh shame on you both. It is treacle, a traditional British delicacy. It was invented long before corn syrup. And look at the nice can it comes in.
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2009, 03:10:49 pm »

Is Lyle a lion? He could be a lion.
Lyle is a tiger.
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2009, 03:16:11 pm »

what kind of a dog is ray can anyone help me figure that out
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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2009, 03:20:21 pm »

what kind of a dog is ray can anyone help me figure that out
Every time a certain coworker of mine walks up behind me while I'm reading Achewood (not a rare occurrence) he says "Is that that cartoon about the dog that wears a thong?"

And I say, "Yes. Yes it is."
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Re: LYLE'S GOLDEN SYRUP
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2009, 03:21:26 pm »

that's not gonna get her to sleep with you


(or him, i don't judge)
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