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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #90 on: November 10, 2009, 08:17:57 pm »
Don't leave your husband for Paul.

He is someone on the internet.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #91 on: November 10, 2009, 08:22:25 pm »
Quote from: smick on November 10, 2009, 08:17:57 pm
Don't leave your husband for Paul.

He is someone on the internet.

Paul is my husband.  I thought people would have figured that out by now.

(no he isn't.)
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #92 on: November 10, 2009, 08:32:28 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 10, 2009, 08:22:25 pm
Paul is my husband. 

I love your giraffesticks.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2009, 08:33:45 pm »
what are you a gay giraffe
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #94 on: November 10, 2009, 08:33:52 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 10, 2009, 07:57:31 pm
Easier just to show ya.   

You HAD to ask.  Now what has been seen cannot be unseen.  Etc.

This appears to be a black moon. Your username is misleading.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #95 on: November 10, 2009, 08:36:10 pm »
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what are you a gay giraffe

This made me laugh so damn hard, OUT LOUD.

People ran in to hear what was so funny, and... you can't explain this joke to anyone, ever.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #96 on: November 10, 2009, 08:43:25 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on November 10, 2009, 08:33:52 pm
This appears to be a black moon. Your username is misleading.

And this made ME laugh out loud, alerting coworkers to the internet viewing in progress!  Can.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #97 on: November 10, 2009, 08:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on November 10, 2009, 08:33:45 pm
what are you a gay giraffe

ARGH!  Hoisted by me own petard!
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #98 on: November 10, 2009, 09:34:26 pm »
Quote from: Choopernickel on November 10, 2009, 08:33:45 pm
what are you a gay giraffe

*the noob smiles politely and nods, hoping that someone will come along and pity-enlighten her.*
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #99 on: November 10, 2009, 09:43:34 pm »
Kanye West is a Gay Giraffe.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #100 on: November 10, 2009, 09:44:17 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 10, 2009, 09:34:26 pm
*the noob smiles politely and nods, hoping that someone will come along and pity-enlighten her.*

It's a South Park reference from last season. When you say "giraffe sticks" out loud it sounds like "giraffe dicks"
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #101 on: November 10, 2009, 09:55:08 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 10, 2009, 09:34:26 pm
*the noob smiles politely and nods, hoping that someone will come along and pity-enlighten her.*
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224088

Now that i think about it, I cant even remember the last time I had f¡sh sticks.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #102 on: November 10, 2009, 10:51:03 pm »
Paul, if you haven't seen the good ass fried egg sandwich at Max's on Washington (yes, the douchebag "dive" place with the valet parking), it really is almost worth braving the nonsense.  Three fried eggs along with bacon simmered in homeade salsa.  Yeah, it's over-priced, but there are some days when you should pay a steak premium for sandwich goodness.  Wait for such a day.

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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #103 on: November 10, 2009, 11:18:42 pm »
i present to you the king of all burgers, the apex of the sandwich, the inspiration for every disgusting amalgamation of sandwich materials since bacon hit the internet, available at your own local Vortex, the Cardiac Arrest:



double meat.
double cheese.
double bacon.
two fried eggs.
extra mayo.

stuffed between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

impossible to eat, impossible to resist, impossible to handle, impossible to stay clean if even alive.

and no, they don't put your picture on the wall or your name in the book. eating the whole thing is nothing special. it's something delicious, and that is enough.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #104 on: November 10, 2009, 11:41:50 pm »

Everyone felt like shit for the rest of the day after this breakfast of two cheeseburgers, bacon, eggs, and two grilled cheese sandwiches. Thank you Big Momma's in the outer banks, where you do get your picture on the wall for eating this thing.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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