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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #360 on: October 18, 2011, 05:46:13 pm »
This
This, or in  a pinch
This
... straight outta the box on the way to work.  Washed down with Diet Mountain Dew.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #361 on: October 18, 2011, 06:34:59 pm »
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I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #362 on: October 18, 2011, 06:51:48 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on October 18, 2011, 05:02:51 pm
Yes. I think we've talked about my no food after seven or so rule before. Wombles had a nice affirming science link for it the last time I brought it up.

Science!
http://snackerrific.com/snack-science-bedtime-snacks-really-are-more-fattening/1723
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #363 on: October 18, 2011, 07:14:17 pm »
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #364 on: October 18, 2011, 07:20:35 pm »
dang, my largest meal of the day is inevitably at 11pm. And then I eat ice cream.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #365 on: October 18, 2011, 07:40:13 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 18, 2011, 07:20:35 pm
dang, my largest meal of the day is inevitably at 11pm. And then I eat ice cream.

That must be why you are so fat.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #366 on: October 18, 2011, 07:59:35 pm »
yeah. None of my skinny jeans fit anymore. Which is a problem, because I am not exactly making New Jeans money right now. My girlfriend borrowed my one pair of non-skinny jeans, and said she will give them back once she has washed them.

So clearly the solution is to lose weight so my jeans fit.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #367 on: October 18, 2011, 08:07:43 pm »
That'll happen on its own if you get just a little bit poorer.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #368 on: October 18, 2011, 08:20:24 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on October 18, 2011, 07:59:35 pm
yeah. None of my skinny jeans fit anymore. Which is a problem, because I am not exactly making New Jeans money right now. My girlfriend borrowed my one pair of non-skinny jeans, and said she will give them back once she has washed them.

So clearly the solution is to lose weight so my jeans fit.

Standard reminder: the point of jeans is to be cheap and durable. I've never spent more than $30 on a pair, and that's only because I get the fancy red-tab ones not the cheaper ones they have at Target.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #369 on: October 18, 2011, 08:29:22 pm »
Spoken like a dude whose ass does not bring all the hipster girls to the yard in his skinny levis.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #370 on: October 18, 2011, 08:38:28 pm »
I bought my most-expensive-ever pair of jeans recently, they were $35 at Old Navy. I usually wait 'til they go on sale for $20 but I lost some weight and literally had not a single pair of jeans that fit, so it was a denim emergency.

They make my ass look fantastic.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #371 on: October 18, 2011, 09:39:59 pm »
I don't own jeans. I don't own a single article of denim clothing.

I zipped myself up in my jeans when I was two or three and have had an aversion to the feel of denim ever since.

IT IS SLACKS ALL THE WAY DOWN.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #372 on: October 19, 2011, 01:07:05 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on October 18, 2011, 02:05:36 pm
i scramble and fry an egg

I'm confused by this. How do you scramble and fry an egg? Or is this just the same as saying you scramble an egg, but my people combine the two actions into one word?

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and putting the egg in a nest.

Aww yeah, I love egg in a nest! I grew up calling it a cowboy hat because that's what my cousins called it. My favorite local diner calls it Eggs in a Hole. That's boring. Now titty toast, that's something I could get on board with.

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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #373 on: October 19, 2011, 01:15:31 am »
Quote from: miles on October 19, 2011, 01:07:05 am
I'm confused by this. How do you scramble and fry an egg? Or is this just the same as saying you scramble an egg, but my people combine the two actions into one word?

i improperly worded that, im sure.  i dont rite so good.
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Re: Good-Ass Sandwich
« Reply #374 on: October 19, 2011, 01:17:56 am »
No, I seriously am not sure. I know the proper term for boiling an egg, but anything else I'm just guessing at.
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