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2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« on: November 14, 2009, 12:10:47 am »
http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2009-11-13

This really raises more questions than it answers.
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 12:17:40 am »
i like bernie, he seems like a gentle person
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 12:19:10 am »
Upside down babies, now that sounds intriguing. Like sloths?
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 02:09:40 am »
Rear naked choke FTW!  (yes, I'm an unrepentant mixed martial arts fan.)
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 02:12:59 am »
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 04:40:55 am »
Quote from: Chump Change on November 14, 2009, 02:12:59 am
Oh man what if this is a thing
According to DaisyOwl's alt text, it's a thing indeed.  I'm going out to the comic hinterlands to see if I can gather more. 
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 06:30:18 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on November 14, 2009, 02:09:40 am
Rear naked choke FTW!  (yes, I'm an unrepentant mixed martial arts fan.)

Not the Coquina Clutch! Jujutsu Baby kills bitches dead.
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 11:44:17 pm »
Quote from: Chump Change on November 14, 2009, 02:12:59 am
Oh man what if this is a thing

Using an Achewood reference in the Daisy Owl fora.  Canned for the cross pollination.
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 01:41:49 am »
Driscoll is pounding Onstad's ass in the update department.
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 03:52:42 am »
Quote from: jaydub on November 15, 2009, 01:41:49 am
Driscoll is pounding Onstad's ass in the update department.

onstad doesnt seem to mind...
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 09:36:18 pm »

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ALSO: Bernie's spiel has the Armour Hot Dogs jingle running on repeat in my brain.

FAT KIDS, SKINNY KIDS, KIDS WHO CLIMB ON ROCKS
SOMETHING KIDS, SOMETHING KIDS, EVEN KIDS WITH CHICKEN POX!

my dad sings that song every time we eat hot dogs.
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 04:21:42 am »
So do they specially engineer the dumb babies to meet a specific demand, or do they just test all the babies and put the low scorers in the Bargain Baby Bin?

Or does it depend on the hat supply?
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 04:35:34 am »
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 05:37:46 pm »
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Re: 2009-11-13 Crazy Bernie's Baby Emporium
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